Currently work at WalMart as a greeter. I am a Nam war vet, but most employers don't care. They see my one arm and my one stump (the half of my left arm, not my rooster) and see that I got enuff to make a waive to greet customers..... so I'm a solid greeter at WalMart.
Anyways, times are tough. People are getting laid off left and right. The axe is coming soon. I try to put out about 300 waives an hour, but I notice these Asian greeters we just got.... they can do 400 waives. You see, they got shorter arms and are all about 5'1" ... so 400 waives for them is like me doing 250 waives. I'm actually working harder than them, but it looks like I'm doing less work.
Long story short: Have a potluck this week. Can you bring in some this and that. Everybody's bringing something and I am, too. I make great brownies. But here's the deal. I can't afford to get cut this Friday.... so I was thinking about loading up these brownies with enuff laxatives to make people sick.
I can clear out about half the store. And I might personally deliver these brownies to Ding Dong and Wang Duck.
Is this good strategizing, boyz?
Anyways, times are tough. People are getting laid off left and right. The axe is coming soon. I try to put out about 300 waives an hour, but I notice these Asian greeters we just got.... they can do 400 waives. You see, they got shorter arms and are all about 5'1" ... so 400 waives for them is like me doing 250 waives. I'm actually working harder than them, but it looks like I'm doing less work.
Long story short: Have a potluck this week. Can you bring in some this and that. Everybody's bringing something and I am, too. I make great brownies. But here's the deal. I can't afford to get cut this Friday.... so I was thinking about loading up these brownies with enuff laxatives to make people sick.
I can clear out about half the store. And I might personally deliver these brownies to Ding Dong and Wang Duck.
Is this good strategizing, boyz?
