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  • ProfitBettingSov
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-04-12
    • 619

    #1
    Does anyone here masturbate?
    I've tried rubbing my prick up and down but nothing happens
  • Sledge187
    SBR MVP
    • 04-25-08
    • 3722

    #2
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    • BigDeem5
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-26-11
      • 17191

      #3
      Try to get laid instead
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      • Seaweed
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-19-12
        • 26318

        #4
        this is an inappropriate topic
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        • Sledge187
          SBR MVP
          • 04-25-08
          • 3722

          #5
          Originally posted by ProfitBetting
          I've tried rubbing my prick up and down but nothing happens
          Have your wife put her finger in your butt.
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            Haven't in 15 months.
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            • KingJD31
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-04-11
              • 8167

              #7
              about to try a new method right now, buddy of mine told to put tin foil on your nut sack, wd40 on your shaft and then let it rip
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              • gohabsgo
                SBR MVP
                • 03-19-10
                • 1903

                #8
                Originally posted by Sledge187
                Have your wife put her finger in your butt.
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                • PickWinnerAllDay
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-31-11
                  • 12722

                  #9
                  Regular release will help prevent prostate cancer.

                  Lance Armstrong didn't jerk it enough because he was always on roids.
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                  • crustyme
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-29-10
                    • 16896

                    #10
                    ask your priest to show you.
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                    • spankie
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-10-11
                      • 9992

                      #11
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay
                        Regular release will help prevent prostate cancer.

                        Lance Armstrong didn't jerk it enough because he was always on roids.
                        All males will eventually get prostate cancer in their life, however, the majority of males die from other causes first.
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                        • CanuckG
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-23-10
                          • 21978

                          #13
                          Yeah you'll maybe get it when you're a senior by then I wouldn't give a fukk
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                          • Djstucky
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-27-11
                            • 2993

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KingJD31
                            about to try a new method right now, buddy of mine told to put tin foil on
                            your nut sack, wd40 on your shaft and then let it rip

                            Holy $hit...now this is funny...
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CanuckG
                              Yeah you'll maybe get it when you're a senior by then I wouldn't give a fukk
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                              • CanuckG
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-23-10
                                • 21978

                                #16
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                                • CrazyCarl
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-09-11
                                  • 1437

                                  #17
                                  Never.
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                                  • Djstucky
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-27-11
                                    • 2993

                                    #18
                                    Just part of the routine...sh*t, shower, shave, and stroke...
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Djstucky
                                      Just part of the routine...sh*t, shower, shave, and stroke...
                                      Ever posted the end result?
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                                      • tony_come
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-31-10
                                        • 21695

                                        #20
                                        Every boys masturbate

                                        If you dont

                                        You're not a man
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                                        • Ace_of_Spades
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-14-09
                                          • 13518

                                          #21
                                          Is nothing private anymore.
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                                          • hawley
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-10-10
                                            • 14270

                                            #22
                                            Try putting your finger inside your foreskin
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                                            • ProfitBettingSov
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 07-04-12
                                              • 619

                                              #23
                                              Has anyone attempted the "danger wank"? It's basically standing downstairs in your house, yelling someone upstairs' name and trying to finish your masturbation before they come down and see you.
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