Got HAMMERED Tonight...

[BatemanPatrickl]

Drank too much beer. Had a girl walk home after I told her if she voted for Obama I would call her a ******* cab. Lost my ******* bank card. No way to get cash except write a check. Drunk texting whores. Lost all of my bets. Portfolio down again thanks to penny stocks. Got chewed out by my business partner at 8:00 AM. Have only Miller Chill to drink. My car smells like clam chowda and cigs.

****. Have at it boyz. I am a ******* mess. One of my teeth chipped too which is nice.

Paid a lot for some 4G phone I have no clue how to use. Alligators all around me waiting to strike.

[BatemanPatrickl]

This ******* phone does not recognize drunk talk.

[BatemanPatrickl]

No haters up?

[King Mayan]

Why would anybody hate on you Bateman..

After all, you gave up pussy because she was an Obama voter

[Brock Landers]

Find some cyanide pills pal

[BatemanPatrickl]

Brock call me you and I were tight at one time.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Why would anybody hate on you Bateman..

After all, you gave up pussy because she was an Obama voter

That rooster_eater had to come on TV. **** what a rooster_eater.

[big joe 1212]

business as usual

[TrailerParkBoy]

So some high school kid punched you out and chipped your tooth.....You paid for a hooker and when you passed out she/he/it ripped you off. To top it all off your boyfriend chewed you out at 8:00 am this morning.

All in a days work. Keep your semen stained chin up I have no doubt you can top it tomorrow.

[Deuce]

Take 100mg of oxy and go to sleep.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Nope. Happened how I said. Oh well.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Take 100mg of oxy and go to sleep.

Good idea Deuce. I always liked you. No beef here.

[King Mayan]

That rooster_eater had to come on TV. **** what a rooster_eater.

What does that dumbo ear motherfukker have to do with pussy???

If a bitch told me she was a W voter, I wouldnt kick her out, if anything, I would fukk her twice as hard..

[Camp Vampire]

sorry for your bad fortune but who are you?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Mayan I have always believed in working for what you have. Every wealthy person I know worked for it. Took risks. Took out three mortgages.

I hate Obama and the lazy ***** he stands for.

[BatemanPatrickl]

I am BANE in real life. Minus the mask.

[minet123]

Share that chit sponsey

[Camp Vampire]

This guy seems alright...anyone who is nobama is alright by me.

Good Luck to you sir and remember...tomorrow is another day.

[King Mayan]

Mayan I have always believed in working for what you have. Every wealthy person I know worked for it. Took risks. Took out three mortgages.

I hate Obama and the lazy ***** he stands for.

Weird... Most businesses around here have Obama posters up... Maybe they get business welfare??. Or just maybe they ain't silver spoon brats(ex: Mitt, W, etc.), and know they got help from someone along the way, and don't mind helping other people.. Just maybe..

[Camp Vampire]

One thing though...isn't BANE some Englsih Twink Thespian ? Just Saying!

cHEERS bRO! Get that cash

[Camp Vampire]

Weird... Most businesses around here have Obama posters up.

California? Not being funny but get back over that border and stop ruining our country

[King Mayan]

California? Not being funny but get back over that border and stop ruining our country

california(Mexican name)..

Now run along vampire fukking clown.

[Camp Vampire]

california(Mexican name)..

Now run along vampire fukking clown.

Oh right, Californa is a Mexican name so that makes all the f%cking illegal immigrants ok then.

London is a Roman name...those English oysters conquered the world whilst you were making sacrifices to the fertility god u same head.

Infraction imminent but this is pure truth.

[King Mayan]

vampire, will you suck the illegals blood???

Camp stop crying like a bitch and do something about it...

Now go to sleep(vampires sleep??) and dream about beaners fukking you in the ass.

P.s. Mexicans are illegals in Old Mexico..

[BatemanPatrickl]

But if I could I would give the country back to you. The people that created it and worked hard for it.

[thechaoz]

Sounds like a good time

[Camp Vampire]

vampire, will you suck the illegals blood???

Camp stop crying like a bitch and do something about it...

Now go to sleep(vampires sleep??) and dream about beaners fukking you in the ass.

P.s. Mexicans are illegals in Old Mexico..

Yeah fair enough Myan...your alright. Anyone who contribues is alright....if you are just living Obama bucks though you are a worthless oyster.

[Cuse0323]

Shit, you're back Bateman. Welcome home. Nothing wrong with a night of drinking, stay clean man. Good to see you.

[Chi_archie]

no biggie

happens to everyone from time to time

Saturday Night will be a better night!

[TrailerParkBoy]

Absolutely.....switch things up and use your other hand tonight......Or use both and have a threesome.


You go girl!

[frizzelli]

Absolutely.....switch things up and use your other hand tonight......Or use both and have a threesome.


You go girl!

Shut your goof mouth you nobody fuk.

[TrailerParkBoy]

what an articulated comeback....now wipe your chin and get off your knees.

Punk kids thinking they're the shit.

Oh no, not a big shot SBR Pro.....Quick everyone, bow down!!

Fvkin' idiot!

[frizzelli]

what an articulated comeback....now wipe your chin and get off your knees.

Punk kids thinking they're the shit.

Oh no, not a big shot SBR Pro.....Quick everyone, bow down!!

Fvkin' idiot!

Coming from a nobody homo who noone has ever fukkin heard of or cares to hear of. Did you wake up in the morning saying to yourself I am gonna post on a gambling forum where the whole forum laughs at me and thinks I am an idiot this morning.

[Dancemanmarc2]

How is posting that gunna make things better? Help the morale of the other degenerates on this SBR?

[TrailerParkBoy]

awwww look who thinks the only forum out there is SBR....isn't that cute. Maybe one day Momma SBR can cut your umbilical cord so you can go out and actually have a look around.

But until then it's only SBR breast milk for you bitch.