I feel like a jerk when I go to the pools here in Las Vegas, what shall I do? HELP

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  • frogsrangers
    Restricted User
    • 04-25-12
    • 5792

    #1
    I feel like a jerk when I go to the pools here in Las Vegas, what shall I do? HELP
    So some of the casinos have their pools open to the public, free of charge on Sunday-Thursday

    Naturally I have been taking advantage of this

    However I feel like a jerk when I do this

    For example I go to the Palms Pool & Bungalows, or Voodoo at Rio, or Caesers Palace Pool. All have free entry

    I do not pay for their overpriced drinks/food at the pool, which is why I assume they let people in for free, so they spend money on the food/drinks

    I don't however. For the price of one cocktail/beer I can get an entire handle or 12 pack on my own.

    Because I am a complete freeloader, I spend $0 each time I go, so the cocktail waitresses and cabana boys are starting to give me dirty looks and be rude. At first they were nice, always asking me if I wanted anything and if I was doing alright, but now they don't even bother to ask.

    Should I stop going to these pools and taking advantage of the free entry?
  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #2
    Not only should you keep going, you should wear a banana hammock.

    You being there has no negative effect on their paycheck/tips, they are just miserable bitches that need to deal with it.
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    • High3rEl3m3nt
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-28-10
      • 8022

      #3
      The free-entry policy has already accounted for people, who are likely to show and not spend. If an individual is not banged-up looking, these places want you in the pool to help add to their atmosphere. You should not feel bad doing this.
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      • beefcake
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-26-09
        • 14029

        #4
        Fukk that, I commend you good sir.I would do the same thing.When I used to go to vegas I would get a room at the El Cortez for 9.99(yes thats right), play real nickel keno until my hands were black and get all the free rum and cokes I could.If I was 24 and single and looking to score at the palms pool, then I have no problem paying $15 for a drink there.But I'm not.
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        • King Mayan
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-22-10
          • 21326

          #5
          You freeloading son of a gun...

          At least buy 1 drink puto.
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