Guys what is best way to pull a Milf??

HoulihansTX · 07-30-12, 11:55 PM

car, house, job

Ghenghis Kahn · 07-30-12, 11:57 PM

just bang one of your mom's friends.

ChalkyDog · 07-30-12, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by HoulihansTX

car, house, job

False, Milfs have that. The young bitches care about that - because they want it. We aren't talking about a relationship - we talkin' 'bout extra-marital affair.

They want a big dick, something their husbands cant offer, and more importantly no drama.

A fukk - nothing more, nothing less.

With that said, the grocery store weekday. Husband isn't home, and if she shows up slutty (dressed up) - she is on the dick hunt.

griz · 07-31-12, 12:04 AM

Fukk yea good advice chalker. I will post up at the grocery store tomorrow.

baskets · 07-31-12, 12:14 AM

I like you, griz.

They are easy prey. Not a lot of work, less games, almost no flaking.

You do not want a black milf (if such a thing were to technically exist). You do not want an Asian milf (unless foreign born).

Screen carefully and do not let her know where you work and live until you've completed your insanity screening on her. Ditto for young hoes. Altho your danger zone is much, much less w/ a milf... unless there is a husband/ex-husband/boyfriend in the pic. Profile him before you know what you're getting into.

The gratitude and attitude is so nice. And after years of studying female bullshit like clothes, makeup and the like, they can be far more developed at creating a sophisticated ensemble which includes clothes, aromas, snatch care and hard-core dick craving

griz · 07-31-12, 12:21 AM

Good tip man. Thanks pal.

Ockert12 · 07-31-12, 12:23 AM

Cougarlife.com

HoulihansTX · 07-31-12, 12:48 AM

Yep I have only been wth one chick over 30 years old, rest of my exp is wth college chicks who just like to ****, and make guys ***.

TheMetsSuck · 07-31-12, 03:00 AM

so your plan is to hangout at the grocery store?

Sunde91 · 07-31-12, 04:07 AM

Are MILFS and cougars used the same way here? Both want young rooster to own their ass and make em feel like a young whore again.

Cougars are older and after you, more desperate, no care at all for money or status, just the dick

MILFS you want them. Could be 30 yo single no kids, still good looking enough, want to be pursued, money isn't important. Could be 28 single mom and money is huge. Play catch with Billy and her ass is your property

shari91 · 07-31-12, 04:12 AM

Grocery store is a good one. If I put on make up to go buy potatoes I'm usually feeling frisky. Fresh lipstick or gloss is a good clue. And it has to be in the daytime. Make up after 5pm could just mean she's on her way home after work.

clynnm17 · 07-31-12, 05:33 AM

Indeed I love a nice 38 year old. She gets on top And acts like she wants to rip it off. Its all about timing. Put yourself in situations where the molds are consuming alcohol