Ask Bateman a question?

[robmpink]

That was kingkolstiff

Yes, but this guy, if you actually believe it is him, ranted about this w/ the other guy. I was being condescending. Almost seems like they paid titty warrior to maintain this handle.

[Smoke]

Is Shari a man or woman?

Why do blacks kill each other?

Why did the joker shoot them people up?

Why can't white people dance?

Is 2pac still alive?

Do UFO's really exist?

Budweiser or miller lite?

[downsouth]

Well we can still start a thread having Thad post in it and posters can directly transfer him the points as it would be a damn shame of your reputation got tarnished as a stiff as you were the biggest anti stiff advocate on the forum.

Irony thick there. Him and Obama guy were always quick to point out stiffs and for whatever reason(not blaming)

Both appear to be locked into stiff status.

Bateman, you can always go pro again. Your big time right?

[robmpink]

Have you ever called you mom a bitch?

Has your mom ever called you a bitch?

[Brock Landers]

Bateman, do you remember me?

Whats your opinion of "brock landers"

[JMobile]

...

[BatemanPatrickl]

Salud Brock! Yes I remember you. Hope all is well with you.

[Smoke]

unreal... 20 questions pending but fukkin kid can't even answer one.. Will start new thread in approx 20 minutes

[Chi_archie]

Bateman, whatever happened to that chick you banged that started dating Adam sander?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Bateman, whatever happened to that chick you banged that started dating Adam sander?

That was in college. She hooked up with Sandler. Never dated him.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Is Shari a man or woman? Both

Why do blacks kill each other? Animals let them lose their souls

Why did the joker shoot them people up? They were so serious

Why can't white people dance? Too much pride

Is 2pac still alive? No

Do UFO's really exist? Yes

Budweiser or miller lite? N/A

[Smoke]

Good start batemen

Now answer my other 10+ questions on page 1

[Chi_archie]

Are you shocked that bread divorced Robyn?

[Brock Landers]

Are you shocked that bread divorced Robyn?

did this really happen?

Archie, you Avatar is "gay", pick something else pal

[Br0nxer]

Are you shocked that bread divorced Robyn?

is that fukkin mathyin your avatar

[Cougar Bait]

Why are you stealing ideas for threads from other forums?

Seems like you could do better.

[BatemanPatrickl]

What ideas did I steal? Bread divorced Robyn?

[Brock Landers]

Bateman, have you been gambling the whole time you've been gone. and if so, What book(s)??

[Cougar Bait]

What ideas did I steal? Bread divorced Robyn?

The "Ask (insert poster's name) A Question" idea.

You can't have that poor a memory.

[frizzelli]

Why are you stealing ideas for threads from other forums?

Seems like you could do better.

Can't really call that place a forum more like a graveyard.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Wow what brainchild patented that idea? Zuckerberg is shaking in his boots right now hoping that the next Steve Jobs that created the "Ask (who gives a shit) a question" idea doesn't get into social media.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Ucabet is where I play.

[Cougar Bait]

Wow what brainchild patented that idea? Zuckerberg is shaking in his boots right now hoping that the next Steve Jobs that created the "Ask (who gives a shit) a question" idea doesn't get into social media.

Are you calling yourself who gives a shit?

I am talking about creativity Patrick. I mean, create a Random Thoughts thread while you're at it.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Oh I will Cougar don't worry. Make some more cooking videos; I need something to help me sleep.

[baskets]

1. Bateman, are you Canadian?
2. Bateman, will you suck my dick Canadian-style if you are, indeed, Canadian?


(From the Urban Dictionary: sucking dick Canadian-style = bobbing the head up and down like a Frizzelli going man crazy on a knob and w/ each successive suck yelling out the side of one's mouth: "Eh, Canada, Eh". This "Canadian style" was invented by a Canadian named Frizzelli who perfected it on the giant wildlife in Canada, ie, large mooses and Bigfeets.)

[daimoshokage]

Why do you love to eat penis so much?

[BigDeem5]

Bateman, are you a lunatic? If so, we should meet up so I can beat the fuk outta you pal

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Patty, how have you been? Long time no talk.

[Cougar Bait]

Oh I will Cougar don't worry. Make some more cooking videos; I need something to help me sleep.

I will. Right after you make one video. You should have plenty of meds to help you sleep though.

[Chi_archie]

I will. Right after you make one video. You should have plenty of meds to help you sleep though.

Oh snap

[BatemanPatrickl]

I will. Right after you make one video. You should have plenty of meds to help you sleep though.

No meds.Your girl helps me sleep just fine.

[Cougar Bait]

No meds.Your girl helps me sleep just fine.

Nice try. My girl is way too busy vacuuming and doing the dishes.

[ProfitBettingSov]

Cougar bringing the heat. Bateman already crumbling.

[Cougar Bait]

Thing is I threw him a softball. Vacuuming? I find it hard to believe he couldn't have come up with some sort of suction joke.

[stevek173]

Bateman I am a firm believer in history repeating itself.

That be it said, do you predict another ban? If not, what has changed about you or the circumstances that would cause you to believe otherwise?

What is your favorite color?

Do you have any pets?

Ranch or Blue Cheese?

Coke or Pepsi?

Favorite alcoholic beverage?

Batemen I was blacked out the other night in a bar playing pool with this old guy and he started screaming "don't be negative man" when I would say things and I ended up wanting to fight him. Would that make you violent?

Favorite restaurant?

Favorite position?