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  • rake922
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-07
    • 11692

    #1
    How many craps you taking a week?
    Your diet and your digestion are very important .......

    Don't forget to vote
    51
    1-5
    0%
    6
    6-10
    0%
    23
    11-15
    0%
    12
    Over 15
    0%
    10
  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #2
    You're supposed to take one crap for every meal that you eat per day. That's a normal healthy digestive system. Invest in baby wipes, they're one of god's gifts. And get a squatty potty - they're excellent!
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    • boeing power
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-10
      • 9698

      #3
      Once a day usually, more after drinking of course.

      Why the Fuk do most women have trouble taking a dump?
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      • chilidog
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-05-09
        • 10305

        #4
        Originally posted by boeing power
        Why the Fuk do most women have trouble taking a dump?
        Interesting that you bring this up; I have noticed this trend as well. I guess they're just not eating enough fruits n veggies per day.
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        • boeing power
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-10
          • 9698

          #5
          Originally posted by chilidog
          Interesting that you bring this up; I have noticed this trend as well. I guess they're just not eating enough fruits n veggies per day.
          Not sure man, but most of the women I knew that trouble had the same diet as me.
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          • rake922
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-23-07
            • 11692

            #6
            chilidog do not forget to vote
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            • chilidog
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-05-09
              • 10305

              #7
              Originally posted by boeing power
              Not sure man, but most of the women I knew that trouble had the same diet as me.
              I couldn't imagine being one of these people that took a shit a few times a week. Fuk that shit. Eat fruits and/or veggies with every meal, and you have no choice; you will be shitting 3-4 times a day.
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              • InTheDrink
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-23-09
                • 23983

                #8
                Great topic raker

                I find that my optimal crapping rate is two per day....once when I wake up and another in the late afternoon.

                I selected over 15 simply because I drink too much which means I will take at least a couple before lunch

                Good luck with your craps guys.
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                • MoneyLineDawg
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-01-09
                  • 13253

                  #9
                  I average 1.8 shits a day

                  One every morning, and almost every day another later in the day, with the rare trifecta always in play
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                  • rake922
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-07
                    • 11692

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
                    I average 1.8 shits a day

                    One every morning, and almost every day another later in the day, with the rare trifecta always in play
                    how much you weigh
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                    • baskets
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-24-11
                      • 11691

                      #11
                      good thread, rake

                      always admired you b/c of your avatar


                      I don't focus on quantity, I focus on quality. I Dairy Queen spiral that chocolate bitch all the way to the top.

                      Good nuff for ya?
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                      • MoneyLineDawg
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-01-09
                        • 13253

                        #12
                        About 200
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                        • Ghenghis Kahn
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-02-12
                          • 19734

                          #13
                          i shit when i wake up then may shit again once or twice after the morning shit. why are you so curious about other people's bowel movement? are you into scat or something?
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                          • marcoloco
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-05-10
                            • 3986

                            #14
                            about 2x a day
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                            • beefcake
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-09
                              • 14029

                              #15
                              Cheap fruits and Veggies from ALDI keep me on the toilet regularly..
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                              • InTheDrink
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-23-09
                                • 23983

                                #16
                                have a great crapping day guys!
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                                • daneault23
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-08-09
                                  • 3868

                                  #17
                                  About one every day
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                                  • tb1984
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-11-08
                                    • 3112

                                    #18
                                    You guys have good bowel movement, I don't since I was a kid
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                                    • Stocks
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 11-01-10
                                      • 569

                                      #19
                                      About once every 2 days
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                                      • Jerm3462
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-09-09
                                        • 4454

                                        #20
                                        2x a week if I'm lucky. I haven't eaten a piece of fruit since the 90s
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                                        • evilpsycho
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 07-11-12
                                          • 39

                                          #21
                                          i take 3 psychotropic medications so i average about 1.5 to 2 per week. they are very very hard and pitch black. it usually hurts a lot to pass them and they are pretty big too. when they hit the water they always splash water back up at me. i once went a week without going at all, so i googled what to do and a website said drink dark beer. so i went to the store and got bluemoon. i drank 3 and felt really weird but kept drinking cause i was buzzed. then i got incredibly suicidal as im not supposed to drink on my meds. i called my uncle and he took me to the hospital and they baker acted me and i had to spend 6 days in a mental hospital. again at the hospital i was constipated so they gave me something for it and i finally crapped
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                                          • spankie
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-10-11
                                            • 9992

                                            #22
                                            I am currently averaging 1.75 dumps a day.
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                                            • Seaweed
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26318

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                              i shit when i wake up then may shit again once or twice after the morning shit. why are you so curious about other people's bowel movement? are you into scat or something?
                                              Do those craps you take exclude your bets? I figured your weekly number might be a little higher if you include it.
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                                              • beefcake
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-26-09
                                                • 14029

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by evilpsycho
                                                i take 3 psychotropic medications so i average about 1.5 to 2 per week. They are very very hard and pitch black. It usually hurts a lot to pass them and they are pretty big too. When they hit the water they always splash water back up at me. I once went a week without going at all, so i googled what to do and a website said drink dark beer. So i went to the store and got bluemoon. I drank 3 and felt really weird but kept drinking cause i was buzzed. Then i got incredibly suicidal as im not supposed to drink on my meds. I called my uncle and he took me to the hospital and they baker acted me and i had to spend 6 days in a mental hospital. Again at the hospital i was constipated so they gave me something for it and i finally crapped

                                                jesus christ!!!
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                                                • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-02-12
                                                  • 19734

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                  Do those craps you take exclude your bets? I figured your weekly number might be a little higher if you include it.
                                                  giant, who do you like in handball tonight?
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                                                  • Seaweed
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 01-19-12
                                                    • 26318

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                    giant, who do you like in handball tonight?
                                                    Huh?

                                                    Names Seaweed, and there is only play tonight and it is found in waterpolo. Croatia -1.5.
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                                                    • Microphone
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-08-08
                                                      • 2950

                                                      #27
                                                      One...sometimes 3 smalls to equal a big. On those days, 9 ply TP is a must.
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                                                      • lesterdymond
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 07-25-11
                                                        • 2360

                                                        #28
                                                        1.5 - 2 a day. Sprinkle in a few false alarms due to IBS
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                                                        • ttwarrior1
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 06-23-09
                                                          • 28459

                                                          #29
                                                          uh hopefully everyone is over 15, if not your in bad health
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                                                          • rake922
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-23-07
                                                            • 11692

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                            uh hopefully everyone is over 15, if not your in bad health
                                                            I'm in great health. My body uses the food for energy and building a strong body....
                                                            That's why I don't shit out as much mass as you shit out
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                                                            • spankie
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-10-11
                                                              • 9992

                                                              #31
                                                              my doctor said my poos are normal rake.
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                                                              • InTheDrink
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-23-09
                                                                • 23983

                                                                #32
                                                                I've been charting my craps

                                                                I'm about to take my second crap which is about 11 hours after my first crap. I don't generally perform at a maximum level during the course of a day when my craps are so far apart.

                                                                Ill need to do a little more homework on pushing my craps together.
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                                                                • KingJD31
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 11-04-11
                                                                  • 8167

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I sit on the toilet just to get a peace of mind, even when I don't need to shit. Read the paper stare at the wall for the best brainstorming,but prob take 14 shits a week
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                                                                  • clynnm17
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-08-10
                                                                    • 1360

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Those Walmart avacados keep me on the toilet
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                                                                    • TheCentaur
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-28-11
                                                                      • 8108

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I've been living solely off of Papa Johns and Dominos gift cards for 2 months from the sbr odds store and lately I average 1 every 2 slices.
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