Your diet and your digestion are very important .......
Don't forget to vote
51
1-5
0%
6
6-10
0%
23
11-15
0%
12
Over 15
0%
10
chilidog
SBR Posting Legend
04-05-09
10305
#2
You're supposed to take one crap for every meal that you eat per day. That's a normal healthy digestive system. Invest in baby wipes, they're one of god's gifts. And get a squatty potty - they're excellent!
Comment
boeing power
SBR Hall of Famer
03-23-10
9698
#3
Once a day usually, more after drinking of course.
Why the Fuk do most women have trouble taking a dump?
Comment
chilidog
SBR Posting Legend
04-05-09
10305
#4
Originally posted by boeing power
Why the Fuk do most women have trouble taking a dump?
Interesting that you bring this up; I have noticed this trend as well. I guess they're just not eating enough fruits n veggies per day.
Comment
boeing power
SBR Hall of Famer
03-23-10
9698
#5
Originally posted by chilidog
Interesting that you bring this up; I have noticed this trend as well. I guess they're just not eating enough fruits n veggies per day.
Not sure man, but most of the women I knew that trouble had the same diet as me.
Comment
rake922
SBR Posting Legend
12-23-07
11692
#6
chilidog do not forget to vote
Comment
chilidog
SBR Posting Legend
04-05-09
10305
#7
Originally posted by boeing power
Not sure man, but most of the women I knew that trouble had the same diet as me.
I couldn't imagine being one of these people that took a shit a few times a week. Fuk that shit. Eat fruits and/or veggies with every meal, and you have no choice; you will be shitting 3-4 times a day.
Comment
InTheDrink
SBR Posting Legend
11-23-09
23983
#8
Great topic raker
I find that my optimal crapping rate is two per day....once when I wake up and another in the late afternoon.
I selected over 15 simply because I drink too much which means I will take at least a couple before lunch
Good luck with your craps guys.
Comment
MoneyLineDawg
SBR Posting Legend
01-01-09
13253
#9
I average 1.8 shits a day
One every morning, and almost every day another later in the day, with the rare trifecta always in play
Comment
rake922
SBR Posting Legend
12-23-07
11692
#10
Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
I average 1.8 shits a day
One every morning, and almost every day another later in the day, with the rare trifecta always in play
how much you weigh
Comment
baskets
SBR Posting Legend
11-24-11
11691
#11
good thread, rake
always admired you b/c of your avatar
I don't focus on quantity, I focus on quality. I Dairy Queen spiral that chocolate bitch all the way to the top.
Good nuff for ya?
Comment
MoneyLineDawg
SBR Posting Legend
01-01-09
13253
#12
About 200
Comment
Ghenghis Kahn
SBR Posting Legend
01-02-12
19734
#13
i shit when i wake up then may shit again once or twice after the morning shit. why are you so curious about other people's bowel movement? are you into scat or something?
Comment
marcoloco
SBR MVP
07-05-10
3986
#14
about 2x a day
Comment
beefcake
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-09
14029
#15
Cheap fruits and Veggies from ALDI keep me on the toilet regularly..
Comment
InTheDrink
SBR Posting Legend
11-23-09
23983
#16
have a great crapping day guys!
Comment
daneault23
SBR MVP
09-08-09
3868
#17
About one every day
Comment
tb1984
SBR MVP
09-11-08
3112
#18
You guys have good bowel movement, I don't since I was a kid
Comment
Stocks
SBR Wise Guy
11-01-10
569
#19
About once every 2 days
Comment
Jerm3462
SBR MVP
11-09-09
4454
#20
2x a week if I'm lucky. I haven't eaten a piece of fruit since the 90s
Comment
evilpsycho
SBR Rookie
07-11-12
39
#21
i take 3 psychotropic medications so i average about 1.5 to 2 per week. they are very very hard and pitch black. it usually hurts a lot to pass them and they are pretty big too. when they hit the water they always splash water back up at me. i once went a week without going at all, so i googled what to do and a website said drink dark beer. so i went to the store and got bluemoon. i drank 3 and felt really weird but kept drinking cause i was buzzed. then i got incredibly suicidal as im not supposed to drink on my meds. i called my uncle and he took me to the hospital and they baker acted me and i had to spend 6 days in a mental hospital. again at the hospital i was constipated so they gave me something for it and i finally crapped
Comment
spankie
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-11
9992
#22
I am currently averaging 1.75 dumps a day.
Comment
Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#23
Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
i shit when i wake up then may shit again once or twice after the morning shit. why are you so curious about other people's bowel movement? are you into scat or something?
Do those craps you take exclude your bets? I figured your weekly number might be a little higher if you include it.
Comment
beefcake
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-09
14029
#24
Originally posted by evilpsycho
i take 3 psychotropic medications so i average about 1.5 to 2 per week. They are very very hard and pitch black. It usually hurts a lot to pass them and they are pretty big too. When they hit the water they always splash water back up at me. I once went a week without going at all, so i googled what to do and a website said drink dark beer. So i went to the store and got bluemoon. I drank 3 and felt really weird but kept drinking cause i was buzzed. Then i got incredibly suicidal as im not supposed to drink on my meds. I called my uncle and he took me to the hospital and they baker acted me and i had to spend 6 days in a mental hospital. Again at the hospital i was constipated so they gave me something for it and i finally crapped
jesus christ!!!
Comment
Ghenghis Kahn
SBR Posting Legend
01-02-12
19734
#25
Originally posted by Seaweed
Do those craps you take exclude your bets? I figured your weekly number might be a little higher if you include it.
giant, who do you like in handball tonight?
Comment
Seaweed
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
01-19-12
26318
#26
Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
giant, who do you like in handball tonight?
Huh?
Names Seaweed, and there is only play tonight and it is found in waterpolo. Croatia -1.5.
Comment
Microphone
SBR MVP
01-08-08
2950
#27
One...sometimes 3 smalls to equal a big. On those days, 9 ply TP is a must.
Comment
lesterdymond
SBR MVP
07-25-11
2360
#28
1.5 - 2 a day. Sprinkle in a few false alarms due to IBS
Comment
ttwarrior1
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
06-23-09
28459
#29
uh hopefully everyone is over 15, if not your in bad health
Comment
rake922
SBR Posting Legend
12-23-07
11692
#30
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
uh hopefully everyone is over 15, if not your in bad health
I'm in great health. My body uses the food for energy and building a strong body....
That's why I don't shit out as much mass as you shit out
Comment
spankie
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-11
9992
#31
my doctor said my poos are normal rake.
Comment
InTheDrink
SBR Posting Legend
11-23-09
23983
#32
I've been charting my craps
I'm about to take my second crap which is about 11 hours after my first crap. I don't generally perform at a maximum level during the course of a day when my craps are so far apart.
Ill need to do a little more homework on pushing my craps together.
Comment
KingJD31
SBR Hall of Famer
11-04-11
8167
#33
I sit on the toilet just to get a peace of mind, even when I don't need to shit. Read the paper stare at the wall for the best brainstorming,but prob take 14 shits a week
Comment
clynnm17
SBR MVP
09-08-10
1360
#34
Those Walmart avacados keep me on the toilet
Comment
TheCentaur
SBR Hall of Famer
06-28-11
8108
#35
I've been living solely off of Papa Johns and Dominos gift cards for 2 months from the sbr odds store and lately I average 1 every 2 slices.