Any American living in Costa Rica meets one of these two criteria

[mathdotcom]

1. Can't find a job in USA for more than $35,000/year
2. Is avoiding child support payments

End of list

[InTheDrink]

Is pervert not its own exclusive category?

[jjgold]

1. Is a fugitive
2. Loves dirt roads
3.Loves the open look meaning windows busted out on most huts
4. Exiled sexually meaning could not get laid in usa
5. over 45 and bald..so many guys like me there
6. Druggie..easy to get drugs there
7. Broke

Thats sums it up

[billysink]

Anyone making threads about said expatriots is:

A. Probably in worse shape than the exiles
B. Exiled from society completely.
C. Trying a bit too hard to bump post count
D. Pretty fukkin full of himself
E. Jealous. CR had no use for them.
F. All of the above

[mathdotcom]

1. Is a fugitive
2. Loves dirt roads
3.Loves the open look meaning windows busted out on most huts
4. Exiled sexually meaning could not get laid in usa
5. over 45 and bald..so many guys like me there
6. Druggie..easy to get drugs there
7. Broke

Thats sums it up

CLASSIC

And right on the money !!!

[Chi_archie]

Need some mug shots of the SBR employees

[betplom]

Need some mug shots of the SBR employees

Would rather see pics of the brides they can afford to buy.

[wantitall4moi]

Guy skipped town a few years ago and went to CR, he owed be about 25K. I had him tracked down but he was so broke he was living hand to mouth. Playing in some band just to make enough money to buy his meals sleeping wherever he could put his head down. He wasnt even a gambler, but he sold his house here and gave a little bit of whatever equity it had to his (ex) wife and left her and the kids hanging after that. So this post is an obvious no brainer in terms of legitimacy.

[jjgold]

I am well read on CR and have lots of contacts there

Not a place to live if your from USA or Canada

Look at Loshak..a kid that was thrown out of his house in usa, outcast in local neighborhood

Now he runs in streets of CR and he is revered , a wild looking balding crazy mother fukker

CR full of Loshaks, guys you just look at and know "their is something wrong with him"

[chilidog]

Everybody living in Costa Rica is an American...

[jjgold]

Chilly I do not like 3rd world countries
maybe it is nice but not my thing

[chilidog]

CR isn't for everybody. You either like it or you don't. I don't care where I live; I follow the money. Life is what you make it.

[RealSlimShady]

I am well read on CR and have lots of contacts there

Not a place to live if your from USA or Canada

Look at Loshak..a kid that was thrown out of his house in usa, outcast in local neighborhood

Now he runs in streets of CR and he is revered , a wild looking balding crazy mother fukker

CR full of Loshaks, guys you just look at and know "their is something wrong with him"

Loshak buried by the Coach

[paranoyd androyd]

terrific place to vacation

[chilidog]

terrific place to vacation

Everyday's a vacation.

[no gnu taxes]

Everybody living in Costa Rica is an American...

Even the Chinese?

[chilidog]

Even the Chinese?

Sure. America is a continent, not a country...

[no gnu taxes]

Sure. America is a continent, not a country...

I get the whole "America" thing, but I don't see Chinese expats living in CR as Americans

[jjgold]

I want to be in Vegas and gamble professionally

[Deuce]

or Peter Loshak

[manny24]

I am well read on CR and have lots of contacts there

Not a place to live if your from USA or Canada

Look at Loshak..a kid that was thrown out of his house in usa, outcast in local neighborhood

Now he runs in streets of CR and he is revered , a wild looking balding crazy mother fukker

CR full of Loshaks, guys you just look at and know "their is something wrong with him"

these are the kind of fukked up posts that "the shift jjs" could never duplicate while you were down the shore...next summer just let

minet use your handle and leave it at that.

[chilidog]

I get the whole "America" thing, but I don't see Chinese expats living in CR as Americans

It's just semantics. Costa Ricans love to say that they're Americans, because they live on the American continent. They are taught that America is one huge continent, while most of the world is taught that America consists of 2 continents.

[durito]

Gringos don't belong in latin america. They all go home eventually.

[chilidog]

Gringos don't belong in latin america. They all go home eventually.

With the way so many gringos complain down here, makes me wonder why the hell they're here to begin with. I guess CR immigration must be kidnapping foreigners again and not letting 'em leave.

[no gnu taxes]

Gringos don't belong in latin america. They all go home eventually.

Costa Rican bumper sticker:

Gringo go home. And take me with you.

[SBR_John]

Don't relocate anywhere that you don't have a working knowledge of the language or a comprehensive care taking staff/girlfriend. Preferably the prior. It's one thing to visit Russia or Italy for a week and not be able to speak. Quite another thing to live somewhere where you can not even order lunch.

[chilidog]

How's your Spanish, John?

[minet123]

Most of the mid-level manager canuck/gringo's that posters at SBR will deal with
Told everyone back home they where going to CR on some grand adventure to be able to retire at 35
when the truth is
Know one back home even notices they are gone and most are glad they are

[manny24]

How's your Spanish, John?

sbr juan.

[SBR_John]

How's your Spanish, John?

Not too bad. I can speak about like a 1st grader. But I'm from south Texas so already had a decent vocabulary when I got down there in 2005.

[chilidog]

I can say "donde esta el baño?"

[chilidog]

Not too bad. I can speak about like a 1st grader. But I'm from south Texas so already had a decent vocabulary when I got down there in 2005.

You ever feel bad that your wife knows more English than you do Spanish? I came down in '04, and my tica wife's english blows my spanish out of the water.

[SBR_John]

You ever feel bad that your wife knows more English than you do Spanish? I came down in '04, and my tica wife's english blows my spanish out of the water.

Nah, well, my wife's first language is English anyway. If I decide to live there I will get my rear in Spanish classes. My gringo cousins speak extremely well. They did it with some classes and a lot of practice with dvd's while driving. If you plan on staying there you should consider spending an hour a day practicing with a trained teacher.

[chilidog]

Nah, well, my wife's first language is English anyway. If I decide to live there I will get my rear in Spanish classes. My gringo cousins speak extremely well. They did it with some classes and a lot of practice with dvd's while driving. If you plan on staying there you should consider spending an hour a day practicing with a trained teacher.

I did a few months at Intensa when I first got here, my spanish is actually pretty good. Just had a kid a year ago, and my wife is pretty family-oriented, so I'm here for quite a while. Darn, what a punishment, lol.

[CarpeDime]

6. Druggie..easy to get drugs there

yes

a certain female rep from a certain book whom shall remain nameless but is quite bangable came down and got a fukin taste of the fukin YAA-HOOIE down here and she went "oh wow......hmm yeah ok.......oh yeah.......wow.....ok.......oh man ok............yeah yeah wow.............."

CLEAN acid, pure molly crystals, green apples x, pure

can go to a fukin cow field in heredia and pick your own fukin mushrooms straight out of the ground