English folk on SBR.... need some translating?

[baskets]

lift = elevator?

bags of variety = lots of variety?

optics = wtf is this?

really shabby slice of hair = low quality vagina?

[betplom]

optics = ???

reading glasses

[frizzelli]

Saloon this bullshit thread, Sbr put idiot boy Baskets on auto saloon. This moron brings nothing to the forum and constantly spams players talk with threads that noone cares about talking to himself.

[SBR Chris]

hahaha

[frizzelli]

hahaha

Thanks for salooning this bullshit thread maybe this dumb fuk will realize that noone gives a fuk to what he has to say.