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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
    • 28462

    #1
    I have a date tonight

    52 year old teacher. She's hot as hell too, looks 35 whatever that means. She asked what i wanted to do and i said make out for about 3 hours. She then said dinner would be a good start and said lol with a wink.

    ok now a big question

    i can't remember how to have sex, eat pussy or anything.

    Do i need to buy some tiger whatever or enzyte, not sure i can even get hard.

    I got some ring around the dick going on from jerking so much.

    I have some expired L Arginine, but not sure if i should take it
  • griz
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-11
    • 3647

    #2
    Tt good luck buddy

    Post a pic of her
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    • Dad
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-26-08
      • 23245

      #3
      TT, first lets start with posting her picture here for us.

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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        Good luck man, just be yourself
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        • griz
          SBR MVP
          • 01-27-11
          • 3647

          #5
          Just pound her out doggy and get some 69 in. I'm sure if she is 52 she will take over if you 69 her a little. Make sure you clean up before hand. Take some Molly or ecstasy if you need to get hard
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          • billysink
            Restricted User
            • 03-29-09
            • 5172

            #6
            TT you are one funny fukkin guy.

            Have a good time, you can just wink at it until your dik heals.

            No pressure.
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            • MC PICKS
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-10-10
              • 6644

              #7


              Best post of the year TT.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Go get em TT

                Fuk her man

                I bet your a power fukker
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                • downsouth
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-13-11
                  • 11580

                  #9
                  Jerk off before your date. Try doing it without the piece of ham though as you would rather not have that fragrance lingering.

                  If you can get hard to jerk off you should have no problem with Debbie. Go for the gold TT, I believe in you.

                  Only thing you need to know about sex, jackhammer. Bend her over and go as hard and fast as you can for 30-45 seconds(or whatever you do). When done, push her down on bed and collapse on her in a giant ball of TT.
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                  • Dirty Sanchez
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-01-10
                    • 16031

                    #10
                    Is it a girl?
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                    • ttwarrior1
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 06-23-09
                      • 28462

                      #11
                      oh ive known her for a long time, its no pof thing
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                      • Iwinyourmoney
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                        • 04-18-07
                        • 18368

                        #12
                        Saloon this lie please thx
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                        • ttwarrior1
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 06-23-09
                          • 28462

                          #13
                          ok ill post pic later, i think, wtf is molly,

                          I might need to stop and store and buy some enhancer
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                          • ttwarrior1
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 06-23-09
                            • 28462

                            #14
                            omg i don't know wha to wear and my right big toe is all black

                            black socks with black shoes and shorts
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                            • Dad
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-26-08
                              • 23245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1

                              i can't remember how to have sex
                              The day this happenes to me, somebody please shoot me.
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                              • robmpink
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-09-07
                                • 13205

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                oh ive known her for a long time, its no pof thing
                                Guy, you've known her for a long time. She is 52, but looks 35, whatever that means. What the fkk do you mean?
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                                • ttwarrior1
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 06-23-09
                                  • 28462

                                  #17
                                  no idea, don't leave for another hour, need to shave, shower, got my outfit i want to wear in the washer. Damn i got ben gay all over my hip , omg
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                                  • stevenash
                                    Moderator
                                    • 01-17-11
                                    • 65700

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1

                                    52 year old teacher. She's hot as hell too, looks 35 whatever that means. She asked what i wanted to do and i said make out for about 3 hours. She then said dinner would be a good start and said lol with a wink.

                                    ok now a big question

                                    i can't remember how to have sex, eat pussy or anything.

                                    Do i need to buy some tiger whatever or enzyte, not sure i can even get hard.

                                    I got some ring around the dick going on from jerking so much.

                                    I have some expired L Arginine, but not sure if i should take it
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                                    • raydog
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-07-07
                                      • 6984

                                      #19
                                      im not ashamed to admit that i laughed at that one , tt... nice job pal...shoot us some pics when you get in later
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                                      • griz
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-27-11
                                        • 3647

                                        #20
                                        Tt get some naked pics of her. I'll give you 500 points if we get some sex pics
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                                        • MC PICKS
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-10-10
                                          • 6644

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                          no idea, don't leave for another hour, need to shave, shower, got my outfit i want to wear in the washer. Damn i got ben gay all over my hip , omg
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                                          • ZetaPsi808
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-18-08
                                            • 12119

                                            #22
                                            TT we need pics of you dressed up in your outift pal
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                                            • Ghenghis Kahn
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-02-12
                                              • 19734

                                              #23
                                              she's 52? can chicks that old still get wet?

                                              well at least she won't play games. don't eat too much both of you might fall asleep after dinner. gl pal
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                                              • SomeDayinBuffalo
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 08-12-11
                                                • 1477

                                                #24
                                                Just take a pill and try to be home with in 3hrs.
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                                                • JayHorne3
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-07-11
                                                  • 1130

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Dad
                                                  The day this happenes to me, somebody please shoot me.
                                                  I second that motion
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                                                  • Dad
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-26-08
                                                    • 23245

                                                    #26
                                                    TT, where are you going to eat?
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                                                    • MatI
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                                                      • 02-17-11
                                                      • 5200

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by robmpink
                                                      Guy, you've known her for a long time. She is 52, but looks 35, whatever that means. What the fkk do you mean?
                                                      I'm assuming it's his carer.
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                                                      • paranoyd androyd
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 10-01-11
                                                        • 6459

                                                        #28
                                                        tt don't forget the scopolamine & post pics
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                                                        • boeing power
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                                                          • 03-23-10
                                                          • 9698

                                                          #29
                                                          Toss that salad TT .
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                                                          • Grits n' Gravy
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 06-10-10
                                                            • 13024

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by boeing power
                                                            Toss that salad TT .
                                                            He won't get your meaning and he is scared of vegetables.

                                                            The date is an expired crate of Little Debbie's his mommy bought him from the school district.
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                                                            • boeing power
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                                                              • 03-23-10
                                                              • 9698

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                                              He won't get your meaning and he is scared of vegetables.

                                                              The date is an expired crate of Little Debbie's his mommy bought him from the school district.
                                                              I know grits, funny that some people actually believe him.
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                                                              • Ez Money 77
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-23-11
                                                                • 2585

                                                                #32
                                                                U must of attended a recent family reunion?
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                                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                                  • 28462

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • spankie
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                                                                    • 02-10-11
                                                                    • 9992

                                                                    #34
                                                                    unreal tt. how did the date go? did you insert?
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                                                                    • Grits n' Gravy
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 06-10-10
                                                                      • 13024

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ​fat
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