Who's got the boards best gimmick?

[InTheDrink]

Options:

jj = not getting laid
smoke = unreal
Mikeyanks = funny homo
brahma = non funny homo
tt = fat loser
opie = maybe the greatest guy of all time
Shari = female and attractive

[paranoyd androyd]

getting the sense you're on the cusp of turning heel drinker, could really work well for you.

when will you complete the transition?

[19th Hole]

Late push for potm
It wears well

[CanuckG]

I still laugh when people say Shari is a guy and JJ is actually down 57k

[InTheDrink]

getting the sense you're on the cusp of turning heel drinker, could really work well for you.

when will you complete the transition?

Droyd I have a bad feeling that you can read me better than most other posters. Guys like you worry me cuz you will call me out when I'm not at my best and most others don't even notice.

Droyder your intelligence level is in the top 40% of the board at least.

The bad thing is that sometimes I'm hilarious when I'm sober and sometimes I'm hilarious when I'm shitfaced

Its hard to predict

In all seriousness answer the op pal