Now I know most of you jobless fukks won't have anything to share
But some of us here have jobs.
And jobs are usually a pretty good source for some funny or interesting stories.
I've got quite a few over the years but for some reason one continues to stand out.
It happened about 5 years ago. I was working in a large teaching hospital in an ICU and was taking care of a rather robust black man. Lets call him Rodney. Rodney was pushing 4 bills.
Well, Rodney hits the call light and tells us he's gotta take a shit, so I send the tech to get a Bedside commode. She brings it in, with the little paper band around it showing it's been cleaned, leaves it next to the bed and we leave.
Well about 2 minutes later, Rodney's call light is on again. And this is unusual. Usually in an ICU people are tired of laying in beds so they spend 30 minutes on the commode.
So I walk in Rodneys room and ask whats up, he says "theres a turd in my toilet". So I say alright, congrats buddy, I bet you feel better. Rodney says "Nope. It's not my turd"
He said it perfect to. Very non chalantly. I started laughing and so did he. It was all good. I don't really remember anything after that. I assume we got the man a clean plastic bucket to shit in but I don't remember.
But this sums up my experience of working in teaching hospitals. Always disgusting, turds in the bedside commodes, flies, backed up toilets, blood splatters in the rooms and worse. Any body that's ever worked in one knows what I'm talking about.
God I miss that place
What stories do have???? Funny, interesting, gross, I don't care, just tell me a good work story
But some of us here have jobs.
And jobs are usually a pretty good source for some funny or interesting stories.
I've got quite a few over the years but for some reason one continues to stand out.
It happened about 5 years ago. I was working in a large teaching hospital in an ICU and was taking care of a rather robust black man. Lets call him Rodney. Rodney was pushing 4 bills.
Well, Rodney hits the call light and tells us he's gotta take a shit, so I send the tech to get a Bedside commode. She brings it in, with the little paper band around it showing it's been cleaned, leaves it next to the bed and we leave.
Well about 2 minutes later, Rodney's call light is on again. And this is unusual. Usually in an ICU people are tired of laying in beds so they spend 30 minutes on the commode.
So I walk in Rodneys room and ask whats up, he says "theres a turd in my toilet". So I say alright, congrats buddy, I bet you feel better. Rodney says "Nope. It's not my turd"
He said it perfect to. Very non chalantly. I started laughing and so did he. It was all good. I don't really remember anything after that. I assume we got the man a clean plastic bucket to shit in but I don't remember.
But this sums up my experience of working in teaching hospitals. Always disgusting, turds in the bedside commodes, flies, backed up toilets, blood splatters in the rooms and worse. Any body that's ever worked in one knows what I'm talking about.
God I miss that place
What stories do have???? Funny, interesting, gross, I don't care, just tell me a good work story