Whats with the h0m0sexuality??

[Regul8er]

Every post I read, guys are talking about holding each other, or cradling each other.
I don't understand why this has started??

I'm guessing the first reply will be an offer to hold me?

[The Giant]

I'm not interested in holding you, but a little afternoon buttsex would be nice.

[SlickFazzer]

I don't think there are many homasexuals on the board. Some may have been with men, but for experimentation purposes only.

[GUMMO77]

[accuscoresucks]

unreal

[King Mayan]

Regul8er, can I caress your nuts??

[greenhippo]

The Giant, what's the most sbr points you've had at one time? 10k? 15?

[Regul8er]

Mayan......no brother, no you can not.

Things are getting strange!

[stevenash]

The best thing about being gay, if you go out with somebody the same size as you, you automatically double your wardrobe.

[CarpeDime]

not homosexual, almost no guys on sbr are gay

its more just flirting, some consider themselves bi, but more its just flirting and guys like to fukk around with other guys once in a while so they use sbr for that because you already have something in common, sports betting and sbr

but its not homosexual, just flirting and messing around at bashes and small local poster meet ups or just finding one poster in your area and meeting up to hang out and fukk around

pretty harmless

also theirs an emotional connection that sports bettors have with one and other that other people cant really understand, so that adds an element of tenderness to hook ups, its not just physical

if i hook up with a poster, i swear i honestly like the cuddling parts more then the parts where your fukkin around and getting each other off

at this point i actually dont think id even WANT to hook up with a guy who WASNT a sports bettor and very preferably an sbr poster

so its cool regul8rter

regger, where do you live? I am guessing west coast? what are your stats?

damn i didnt mean this post to be as long as it wound up being, but you seem cute regul8er, hit me up guy

[RogueScholar]

almost no guys on sbr are openly gay

Fixed your post, Loshak. These forums are chock full of guys with social anxieties and other life troubles that keep them from being themselves with the people closest to them. Naturally that's going to include a bunch of guys tragically stuck in the closet, whether or not they're able to admit it to themselves. On SBR they can finally let those feelings out for some fresh air, and that's what Regul8r is referring to.

It's not a figment of anyone's imagination, fully one-third of long-term posters that I've corresponded with in private or in chat have expressed thoughts that identify them as at least bi-curious. What other explanation could there be for the omnipresent homosexual undertones to the majority of posts on SBR for the last few years? Anybody trying to explain it away is probably deeper in the closet than most...

[CarpeDime]

Fixed your post, Loshak. These forums are chock full of guys with social anxieties and other life troubles that keep them from being themselves with the people closest to them. Naturally that's going to include a bunch of guys tragically stuck in the closet, whether or not they're able to admit it to themselves. On SBR they can finally let those feelings out for some fresh air, and that's what Regul8r is referring to.

It's not a figment of anyone's imagination, fully one-third of long-term posters that I've corresponded with in private or in chat have expressed thoughts that identify them as at least bi-curious. What other explanation could there be for the omnipresent homosexual undertones to the majority of posts on SBR for the last few years? Anybody trying to explain it away is probably deeper in the closet than most...

no its not like that scholar were not gay we just like to horse around with other guys once in a while you know what i mean

i mean just because you suck a cokk once in a while here and there doesnt make you gay

just because you mess around with one of your buddies once in a while, you know just relax nude or stuff like that, massages and finger him a little and then he does it to you, you know on some slow saturday, maybe your watching some games and having a few brews, that doesnt make you gay, just means you like to mess around and horse around and by flirty and have a little physical fun once in a while

its like, just because you sing karaoke doesnt make you a rock star, and just because you play a pickup game of street hoops doesnt make you a baller

im not gay but i mean who doesnt like to suck cokk once in a while man?? i mean that sh*t is pretty fukin fun you know? its just cool, doesnt mean im gay

[robmpink]

Every post I read, guys are talking about holding each other, or cradling each other.
I don't understand why this has started??

I'm guessing the first reply will be an offer to hold me?

Reg, I'm not a homosexual. You once made a post and it seemed you were really down. You lost a big SBR points bet and you made it seem like it was the end of the world. At that time if you asked me to, I would have held you and sung hush little baby until you fell asleep.

[paranoyd androyd]

Fixed your post, Loshak. These forums are chock full of guys with social anxieties and other life troubles that keep them from being themselves with the people closest to them. Naturally that's going to include a bunch of guys tragically stuck in the closet, whether or not they're able to admit it to themselves. On SBR they can finally let those feelings out for some fresh air, and that's what Regul8r is referring to.

It's not a figment of anyone's imagination, fully one-third of long-term posters that I've corresponded with in private or in chat have expressed thoughts that identify them as at least bi-curious. What other explanation could there be for the omnipresent homosexual undertones to the majority of posts on SBR for the last few years? Anybody trying to explain it away is probably deeper in the closet than most...

[InTheDrink]

regul8er your fukkin glasses give me a fukkin boulder in my pants

regul8er you give me a huge fukkin bulge

regul8er can you help me fix my problem?

[downsouth]

So the bash is kinda like the brokeback bash. Once a year or so all these supposedly straight guys get together bet sports, drink, drugs and maybe blow each other.

Should be interesting.

[TheCentaur]

If I could I would nominate every post in this thread! Except for RogueSqualor's. That old "you're probably gay if you put down gays" and "you would be surprised at how many people actually are gay or just won't admit it" is played son.

[Regul8er]

Is it common-place for posters to meet up to partake in gay activities such as reach arounds and bucakes?

[robmpink]

Is it common-place for posters to meet up to partake in gay activities such as reach arounds and bucakes?

No, we only talk about it here. Sort of like when I woke up this morning I really felt the need to hold you tight and say wake up sleepy head.

[Swinging Johnson]

I like Loshak's post. He's right on the money when he says that he and many other posters are not gay they just like to horse around. The only time they get a bit freaked out is when the other poster has that icky thing called a vagina.

Other than that, they're all straight as an arrow.

[Dad]

Regul8er,

There are holders on SBR. It's a bit weird to read at first when posters offer to hold/cradle/snuggle/cuddle other posters. But over time, you will get used to it. I get hit on at least once a week at SBR. It caught me by surprise at first, but now I get it:




Anyways... Holders that I know of:

FlyingIllini
Smokey

And then there are the posters that are just instersted in straight butt sex or throwing you up against the wall. These guys are Macho men and dont care for cuddling:

The Giant
King Mayan
InTheDrink
Patrick Batemen (retired sbr poster)
ngates815
robmpink

These are just off the top of my head, I'm sure some of you guys can help with the list.

[Regul8er]

Ive been here longer then 99% of the posters, and I dont get used to daddy.
I get freaked out when I want to talk plays, and get asked to hold someone tight.

[Dad]

Ive been here longer then 99% of the posters, and I dont get used to daddy.
I get freaked out when I want to talk plays, and get asked to hold someone tight.

Regul8ter,

Have you thought about maybe chaning your avatar? Kurt Rambis' mustache can have a weird effect on men.

Have you ever heard the term 'Gay Velcro'?

This is stright from Urban Dictionary:

gay velcro

9 up, 14 down

Slang began when it was noted that gay males tend to prefer the "moustache only" look, which apparently only gay sausage loving dudes and cops sport. One day at lunch, it was noted that two dudes, both sportin' moustache-only look were both wearing straw cowboy hats with frilly edges. Brilliant buddy notes, "Wow, those two must have some serious gay velcro", meaning the moustache hair gets tangled up with the pubic hair when gay dude A is swallowing gay dude B's sausage all the way to the bag. I can't tell what's public hair and what's my moustache hair after performing some serious gay velcro action on Philip last night.

[robmpink]

Ive been here longer then 99% of the posters, and I dont get used to daddy.
I get freaked out when I want to talk plays, and get asked to hold someone tight.

Why don't we take it slow and just hold hands. The heavy petting will come later.

[ByeShea]

Ive been here longer then 99% of the posters, and I dont get used to daddy.
I get freaked out when I want to talk plays, and get asked to hold someone tight.

I like your style. I think we should meet out for a drink some time and talk some sports, maybe go dancing.

[Regul8er]

Should I just give in, and play a healthy game of grab ass?

[robmpink]

Should I just give in, and play a healthy game of grab ass?

Reg, now this makes you seem like a homosexual. No one was talking about "grab ass".

[InTheDrink]

Regul8er,

There are holders on SBR. It's a bit weird to read at first when posters offer to hold/cradle/snuggle/cuddle other posters. But over time, you will get used to it. I get hit on at least once a week at SBR. It caught me by surprise


Anyways... Holders that I know of:

FlyingIllini
Smokey

And then there are the posters that are just instersted in straight butt sex or throwing you up against the wall. These guys are Macho men and dont care for cuddling:

The Giant
King Mayan
InTheDrink
Patrick Batemen (retired sbr poster)
ngates815
robmpink

These are just off the top of my head, I'm sure some of you guys can help with the list.

daddy im semi offended to hear you call me out on this

although you got off the hook by saying butt secks instead of ghey secks....butt secks could be with anyone...and you mother fukker i pitch like my name is goddammed verlander

but yes youre right....im not a holder

regul8er can you be my pudgy rodriguez?

[Dad]

daddy im semi offended to hear you call me out on this

although you got off the hook by saying butt secks instead of ghey secks....butt secks could be with anyone...and you mother fukker i pitch like my name is goddammed verlander

but yes youre right....im not a holder

regul8er can you be my pudgy rodriguez?

InTheDrink, I included you in the list because you said the OP gave you a huge bulge in your pants. Maybe I interpreted that incorrectly? If so, I apologize, InTheDrink.

Does the OP give you a boner?

[chilidog]

Loshack has never been the same since that fateful night at Pucho's.

[PAULYPOKER]

So the bash is kinda like the brokeback bash. Once a year or so all these supposedly straight guys get together bet sports, drink, drugs and maybe blow each other.

Should be interesting.

No!,more like a bilderberg group meeting................

[LostBankroll]

The things I would do to spread JJs ass wide open... hmmmmm

[Extra Innings]

[Dad]

The things I would do to spread JJs ass wide open... hmmmmm

[CarpeDime]

Loshack has never been the same since that fateful night at Pucho's.

chili please do not "trigger" bad memories for me

chili that was not my finest hour

chili it was awful, but the worst part of the whole thing was, there was some very small part of me, some very very very teeny tiny part of me, hidden way way way deep in a remote corner of my being - that liked it

ok maybe loved it

and ok maybe it wasn't as small of a part of me as I am making it out to be

chili it was awful

chili please refrain from bringing up that night if at all possible

thanks pal