Convince your girl to stop shaving and only get Brazilian waxes.
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what do you mean???
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fukk that shit i'll dive in the muffComment -
My old lady had it laser removed forever!Comment -
What about if I only like dudes?Comment -
Any more "sex nuggets" Wilt The Stilt?Comment -
griz your a fukkin sikko although i have to admit it is the trend nowadays
that sh*t freaks me the fuk out man
if im in bed with some chick and come to find out she has a brazilian or completely shaved or whatever im fukkin outtie
im like "sorry babe i need a real woman"
shell be like "but carper i read on sbr forum that you are a pedo"
and i'll be like "no thats just jokes babe, i need a real woman. dont worry babe youll be fine youll find a dude who likes it, its the trend now. i aint trendy like that babe"
and then im gone
not down for that freaky sh*tComment -
I'm with you Carper. The gf is like a jungle down there like from the 70's.Comment -
dont the hair make it stank?? you for real dude?
no man, THE PUSSY make it stank m*the*fuc*er!!?? i mean damn, what, like you gonna get one of them STANKY ASS pussies that be smelling like a garbage shoot, and then if she shave it, THEN you be like "ok......yeah Ima eat that"
NO my ****a, no. You either be eatin stanky pussy or you aint, it DONT MATTER IF IT GOT HAIR OR NOT, a stanky pussy gon' stank, you dig?
now me personally, HELLYEAH ima 69 that sh*t, you feel me? And with the right WOMAN, it be FIIIIINE, taste like a fine ass EXPENSIVE HIGH CLASS FRENCH CIUSIENE MEAL, you feel me? Hellyeah, the right woman taste JUST LIKE one of them fancy meals you be eatin at a NICE restaraunt
now you need to understand, the NATURAL PUSSY STANK be a delicasy, ok? The garbage shoot stuff that you may be used to be a like a whole mix of pee and yeast infections and vaginal discharges and period residues and stds and vapors from genital warts and herpes leisions and days-old sperms whether they be yours or some other dudes, and all kind of nasty sh*t like that if that the kind of lady you be fukin with
but a NICE lady, a HIGH QUALITY lady, her pussy stank is a wonderful wondrous natural experience of aromas and flavours like a high class delicasyComment -
**** that laser shite - I want my woman to have a hairy snatch sometimes to hold it all in and when I'm in the mood, I want a nice little trimmed bush. Different landscaping for different moods.Comment -
**** it just get it all natural and let it growComment -
i thought it was common sense these days that bushes are out of style....Comment -
How do you 69 if there is hair everywhere?
The same way as if there's no hair except you brush aside any hair that's in the way. It's not rocket science.
Doesn't the hair make it stink?
Have you only had women with minimal hair? From what I've seen there's no monopoly on shaved bushes so I would suggest you go out, grab a chick, ask her if she has a hairy snatch and check if the hair makes it smell. If a chick stinks, it usually is indicative of a problem within the orifice. Although if she wipes her ass up and a little residue gets on the hair, of course it's going to be a bit rancid.
One good thing about here in Thailand, and in many other parts of Asia, no toilet paper! I never would have believed it until I came here but using toilet paper is nasty. You might think you wipe it all off but you know there's a little something left after wiping. Dingle berries and skid marks are an after effect of toilet paper. Use water - like a bidet or as in Asia, a spray hose next to the toilet. Much, much cleaner and there's never any skid marks. As long as you wash thoroughly, it's fantastic. No sticky asshole, no uncomfortable afterglow.
Word of advice Griz since it seems like you might be dealing with some skanks - before putting your finger in it, your tongue in it, or your pecker in it, go down to the belly, give it a few kisses and check out the aroma. If it smells good, dive in. If you smell an offensive, foul odor, politely excuse yourself and go to the rest room. Wash up, walk out and tell the girl you're sorry and you need to leave because you're not feeling well. Never call her again.
An alternative to this if you really like her, although why like a chick who has a foul smelling twat, is to simply tell her that he snatch smells bad. Tell her she needs to visit the gynecologist. Then tell her to sukk your rooster.Comment -
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Fukkin prude
