99% of women over 35 are hideous

jjgold · 07-13-12, 07:46 PM

washed up

think 20-24

acl123 · 07-13-12, 07:46 PM

Unreal

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-13-12, 07:46 PM

Not 100% on subject here, but since I'm moving to a completely new place, I joined one of those 'dating' websites just to look at pictures of what is up in Chicago single wise, and 80% are fat or have kids... and that is in my age range of 20-28.

Unreal. It is bleak out there.

acl123 · 07-13-12, 07:48 PM

Picker sid you see my thread about the chicago murder outbreak?
You best buy a piece.

Br0nxer · 07-13-12, 07:49 PM

not true

some are but nowhere near all

milfs are hot

horny too. husbands at work banging 25 year old secretaries.

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-13-12, 07:50 PM

acl, i'm a pussy, I ain't going anywhere near the bad parts, especially not at night.

acl123 · 07-13-12, 07:50 PM

If its pink i'll fukk it.

acl123 · 07-13-12, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay

acl, i'm a pussy, I ain't going anywhere near the bad parts, especially not at night.

That place is a fukking war zone

Mr KLC · 07-13-12, 07:53 PM

My wife is part of the other 1%.

GUMMO77 · 07-13-12, 07:53 PM

Not true in Miami.

But when I lived in the midwest, you'd be correct.

acl123 · 07-13-12, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

My wife is part of the other 1%.

I'll be the judge of that.
Pics please.

GUMMO77 · 07-13-12, 07:56 PM

accuscoresucks · 07-13-12, 07:58 PM

ladies over 35 cause stress..take me for example because of them i now have hardly any hair,unreal
buddy of myne been dating older women before he graduated now i seen him bout 3yrs after at local hooters that sob was bald
boys stay away from ladies or u will be investing in rugs instead of buying beer

Saunders FTW · 07-13-12, 07:59 PM

I would move this to the saloon, but this is funny

bettilimbroke999 · 07-13-12, 08:14 PM

A 35 year old woman looks like a disgusting wornout beast that has lost all femininity besides large breasts if she has them

Why do you think they have to recycle actresses with new ones everytime they hit 35, bc guys cant jackoff to the 40 year old version of Salma Hayek

They want the 20-30 year old version

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-13-12, 08:16 PM

truthfully... thinner women keep their beauty longer

The full figured women some love... they are the first to lose it once gravity takes effect.

k13 · 07-13-12, 08:16 PM

You should change to 99% of all women.

1% is a HUGE number.

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-13-12, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by k13

You should change to 99% of all women.

1% is a HUGE number.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-13-12, 08:19 PM

Cue the guys sayin Id **** Hayek...of course you degenerate ***** would, hell if a wayward sheep showed up at your door its in danger of gettin ******... but Im talkin about what guys find genuinely attractive and want to beat off too

Age "maleifies" women, it replaces their feminine faces with something like a General Patton look

Of course women who are fat this is more destructive bc if all they had was their cute face and they lose that well...

stevenash · 07-13-12, 08:29 PM

Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Halle Barry, Gwen Stefani, Jen Aniston, Nicolette Shridan, Christie Brinkley, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Jane Seymour, Cam Diaz, Diane Lane, oh the list is endless.....
Courtney Cox, Valerie Bertanelli

all say

bettilimbroke999 · 07-13-12, 08:33 PM

First off I already showed you Hayeks decline, sure if the girl is a 10 at 25 shes going to be a 5 or so by 35, this is the 1%, but if a girl is a 6 at 25 that bitch is a fuckin 1 or 2 at 35

texhooper · 07-13-12, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Vanessa Williams, Mariah Carey, Halle Barry, Gwen Stefani, Jen Aniston, Nicolette Shridan, Christie Brinkley, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Jane Seymour, Cam Diaz, Diane Lane, oh the list is endless.....
Courtney Cox, Valerie Bertanelli

all say

these women have all had work done. and if you don't agree your head is in the clouds. the older the more guilty.

you know, mary steenbergen (sp), the one from back to the future 3 and powder, she wasn't anything special 20 fukking years ago, but i don't know if you saw step brothers from like 4 years ago, but she is pretty hot for a 60 something year old. in relative terms, you can't disagree with me.

to think that all of these women are not falsely holding up the hands of time is foolish.

TomJSports · 07-13-12, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

A 35 year old woman looks like a disgusting wornout beast that has lost all femininity besides large breasts if she has them

Why do you think they have to recycle actresses with new ones everytime they hit 35, bc guys cant jackoff to the 40 year old version of Salma Hayek

They want the 20-30 year old version

I'd take the above Salma over the below. She looks like a little girl in the second. She looks like a hot older woman in the first. I think she's aged fantastic, as have many of the other women listed. Unfortunately, what's true is plenty of them have had work done creating pretty unreal expectations.

But I'd disagree with the OP, there's plenty of good-looking older women. Not incredible or gorgeous, but certainly not hideous. A bit of hyperbole, but cannot deny it's true that age and gravity catch up. Especially to the women that don't have access to large sums of money.

texhooper · 07-13-12, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by TomJSports

I'd take the above Salma over the below. She looks like a little girl in the second. She looks like a hot older woman in the first. I think she's aged fantastic, as have many of the other women listed. Unfortunately, what's true is plenty of them have had work done creating pretty unreal expectations.

But I'd disagree with the OP, there's plenty of good-looking older women. Not incredible or gorgeous, but certainly not hideous. A bit of hyperbole, but cannot deny it's true that age and gravity catch up. Especially to the women that don't have access to large sums of money.

yes, women who have aged well, or have a bit of character to them, are like martinis or dark beer. when you know no better, you say, eww, gross...but then you realize it's time to put the wine coolers down and move on to the big leagues.

stevenash · 07-13-12, 09:13 PM

So you are saying 99 out of every 100 women over the age of 35 is disgusting, nasty to look at?
Is that a little hyperbolic?

Thor4140 · 07-13-12, 09:18 PM

LOve to see some of the guys pictures who think woman decline. I wonder if they own any mirrors.

paranoyd androyd · 07-13-12, 09:26 PM

depressing thread but true

Br0nxer · 07-13-12, 09:30 PM

women aren't the only ones that decline with age in the looks dept. happens to us also

luckily that hasn't affected me yet. late 30's and still look like I'm 25

opie1988 · 07-13-12, 09:38 PM

There's also something called childbirth that has a lot to do with that.

Age catches up with all of us, brother. No stopping that. This being said, there's a hell of a lot more 35+ women I'd rather have a conversation with than there are under 25's.

PickWinnerAllDay · 07-13-12, 09:41 PM

She may have had some minor work done but she'd be hot without it. I'm telling you... thin women age better... the big and beautiful become big and disgusting past 30.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-13-12, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

There's also something called childbirth that has a lot to do with that.

Age catches up with all of us, brother. No stopping that. This being said, there's a hell of a lot more 35+ women I'd rather have a conversation with than there are under 25's.

Have a fuckin conversation with a dude

bettilimbroke999 · 07-13-12, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by Thor4140

LOve to see some of the guys pictures who think woman decline. I wonder if they own any mirrors.

Imagine a more attractive Matthew Mconaghey and thats me

billyloco · 07-13-12, 10:28 PM

99%? ..... In Miami, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles,
San Francisco, and San Diego........not these cities bud.

bettilimbroke999 · 07-13-12, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by billyloco

99%? ..... In Miami, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Los Angeles,
San Francisco, and San Diego........not these cities bud.

You are speakin of the 1%, yes if you find doctor's trophy wives in the most desirable (aka most expensive) cities that are having plastic surgery all day long they will be the most attractive as they were all along, for those of us that dont live in SoCal or Florida this is not the norm