Hi

[Seaweed]

Seaweed, I think you might want to consider this offer Gummo is putting on the table.

I'm sure you remember the Seinfeld episode that originally aired on September 23rd, 1993, where George was approached in becoming a hand model. Perhaps this is another case. Just be sure to keep gloves on your hands, and to stay away from any hot scorching irons.

Another thing to avoid is TTwarrior. He has the downs.

I appreciate the offer he offered but I don't think my hands are right for modeling like George's were. TTwarrior does seem a bit strange. Not only has he begun talking to himself, but he also claimed he'd be back in an hour once he got to Seattle. However, as we can see, he is still nowhere to be found. I guess we know what that means.

[Seaweed]

After re-reading his post and looking at the map of the United States, it appears Baltimore does not border Seattle. Perhaps i should give him a little more time. His post was a bit confusing, kind of like a riddle, or how Alan Reed sounds like Fred Flintstone.

[Seaweed]

Not in poker, bud. But I haven't been in your thread lately.

That's surprising. Thanks for the updates

[The Giant]

Seaweed, quit concerning yourself with the distance between Baltimore and Seattle. The only thing you need to know about those two cities are the rosters their NFL teams represent.

The NFL season is quickly approaching, and I need you in tip-top shape mentally, physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, technologically, and sexually. Do you remember last year when I made you go celibate for six weeks leading up to the season?

I'm expecting even better results this year.

[Seaweed]

Seaweed, quit concerning yourself with the distance between Baltimore and Seattle. The only thing you need to know about those two cities are the rosters their NFL teams represent.

The NFL season is quickly approaching, and I need you in tip-top shape mentally, physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, technologically, and sexually. Do you remember last year when I made you go celibate for six weeks leading up to the season?

I'm expecting even better results this year.

I'm trying my best. I'm almost done reading the NFL Preview Magazine from Athlon Sports. I just skipped the last 7 pages because that's the NFL Cheer-leading section. Of course i remember having to go celibate for six weeks leading up to the season. I hope it won't be necessary again? It reminded me of the time when I was downloading dirty pictures in the mid-80's. I remember leaving the computer on all night to download a picture a little bigger than a postage stamp.

[GUMMO77]

Seaweed, I think you might want to consider this offer Gummo is putting on the table.

I'm sure you remember the Seinfeld episode that originally aired on September 23rd, 1993, where George was approached in becoming a hand model. Perhaps this is another case. Just be sure to keep gloves on your hands, and to stay away from any hot scorching irons.

Another thing to avoid is TTwarrior. He has the downs.

Giant hit it right on the head. Although I've never met you personally, Seaweed, I can tell you're a sensitive fellow which leads me to believe your hands are soft, warm, and beautiful. If you ever do get the courage to take the leap into hand modeling, snap a few pics -- preferably in natural sunlight-- and P.M. them to BiteMeDoj; BM knows how to contact me. I've gone underground for a bit because TT and some of his Farmville hooligans are after me. It's a long story, but it involves a lot of fried chicken, glitter. and some obscene photos taking with a prominent Senator.

[ttwarrior1]

where did i say back in an hour??? Must of been a typo and i made you an offer seaweed??

Sbr needs to investigate you.

[Seaweed]

where did i say back in an hour??? Must of been a typo and i made you an offer seaweed??

Sbr needs to investigate you.

Glad to hear you're alive and well in Seattle. Why does SBR have to investigate me?