Got my ass beat by my neighbor last night

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  • griz
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-11
    • 3647

    #1
    Got my ass beat by my neighbor last night
    I flipped him the bird while walking in from the bars. He ran out of his house and cracked me in the face. Jaw feels like its broken, leg bloody. Guy was pummeling the back of my head. My girl had to scream she was calling the cops before he stopped hitting me.
  • MoneyLineDawg
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-01-09
    • 13253

    #2
    Griz you Pussy!! Did you guys have bad blood?
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      Fukk him up Griz!!!!!!!
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        lawsuite time.

        seriously though make him come over with a 30 pack next weekend and talk bitches and you'll be ccol
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        • griz
          SBR MVP
          • 01-27-11
          • 3647

          #5
          Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
          Griz you Pussy!! Did you guys have bad blood?
          Never saw the guy before. Pretty sure he just moved in. Must be some badass, I was big dog of the building until last night.
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          • KingJD31
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-04-11
            • 8167

            #6
            if your neighbor is even just average looking chances are your girl is gonna get fuked by him very soon
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            • Smoke
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-09-09
              • 48111

              #7
              lawsuite time.

              seriously though make him come over with a 30 pack next weekend and talk bitches and you'll be ccol
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              • baskets
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-24-11
                • 11691

                #8
                Originally posted by Smoke

                seriously though make him come over you with a 30-inch rain arching jizz blast next weekend and talk bitches and you'll be his bitch in no time
                fixed
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                • beerman2619
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-24-09
                  • 7752

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KingJD31
                  if your neighbor is even just average looking chances are your girl is gonna get fuked by him very soon
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                  • griz
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-27-11
                    • 3647

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KingJD31
                    if your neighbor is even just average looking chances are your girl is gonna get fuked by him very soon
                    Should I retaliate? I was thinking about waiting in the bushes until he goes to work, then dumping coffee on his suit
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                    • paranoyd androyd
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-01-11
                      • 6459

                      #11
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
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                        • KingJD31
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-04-11
                          • 8167

                          #13
                          Originally posted by griz
                          Should I retaliate? I was thinking about waiting in the bushes until he goes to work, then dumping coffee on his suit
                          just ask your girl if you can watch her get nailed by him atleast possibly double team if your'e lucky
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                          • Dutch
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-21-10
                            • 4339

                            #14
                            The next time your girlfriend rubs one out she's be thinking of him. You were emasculated in front of her. She'll never love you again. Fuk her one last time and kick the bitch to the curb.
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                            • griz
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-27-11
                              • 3647

                              #15
                              Still seeing stars
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                              • greenhippo
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-15-12
                                • 9091

                                #16
                                Thread already has me rolling
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                                • William Walters
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-17-11
                                  • 6372

                                  #17
                                  Griz..........you owe me 50 points you fat fukk!
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                                  • TrailerParkBoy
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 02-05-12
                                    • 195

                                    #18
                                    Wait til your neighbour gets home from summer school and beat the kid....
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                                    • kmarinouofm
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-26-09
                                      • 8437

                                      #19
                                      i would just tell his parents.. i am sure they will probably ground him for a week or two ...

                                      if not.. go talk to his baseball coach... they are usually the role model when the parents aren't
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                                      • easyliving
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-25-12
                                        • 8876

                                        #20
                                        and he just moved in? I guess its time for you to move out
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                                        • Brock Landers
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 45359

                                          #21
                                          Call a fukkin cop and sue his ass
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                                          • ShawNee922
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 04-22-08
                                            • 469

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                            Call a fukkin cop and sue his ass
                                            fukkin snitch ...
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                                            • probettor1
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-22-11
                                              • 1985

                                              #23
                                              I would try to fukk his girl to pass him my herpes.
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                                              • princecharles
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 11-22-10
                                                • 827

                                                #24
                                                Go to shake his hand, like all conciliatory and shit, but have one of those vibrating joy buzzers in your palm.
                                                That'll have him thinking twice bout messin w/you again.
                                                Hope it works better for u than me.
                                                I tried it on our local Rabbi. He kicked the ever loving shit out of me in front of a dozen 10 year old school kids, who just were going apeshit cheering him on.

                                                Not my finest moment.
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                                                • chunk
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 02-08-11
                                                  • 808

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by princecharles
                                                  Go to shake his hand, like all conciliatory and shit, but have one of those vibrating joy buzzers in your palm.
                                                  That'll have him thinking twice bout messin w/you again.
                                                  Hope it works better for u than me.
                                                  I tried it on our local Rabbi. He kicked the ever loving shit out of me in front of a dozen 10 year old school kids, who just were going apeshit cheering him on.

                                                  Not my finest moment.
                                                  I think that the christian brothers would have whooped on the rabbi....these guys took pleasure in torture.
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                                                  • kmarinouofm
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-26-09
                                                    • 8437

                                                    #26
                                                    have you talked to his parents yet? i think this kid needs a time out
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                                                    • probettor1
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-22-11
                                                      • 1985

                                                      #27
                                                      What were you doing flipping the bird to your neighbour. call it a divine lesson. Keep your obsenities in the forum

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