What gets you hard??

[Smoke]

For me it's calling up a sportbook and requesting a payout

[paranoyd androyd]

allyssa hall

[Deuce]

When smoke posts mindless drivel.

[Smoke]

When smoke posts mindless drivel.

deucer we all get hard when requesting a payout.. The clerks you can tell are not happy..

[manny24]

not sure but usually happens right before i wake up and have to piss...do the "wall lean crank bend" just to get some of the spray in the bowl.

[MendozaLine]

Choose your words wisely here Deuce.

Posters like smoke keep this forum going. Baskets as well.

Don't play yourself here Deuce.

This forum was built on mindless drivel

[Koldazzice]

I'm always hard, I need to stand 5 feet from the toilet in the morning and judge the distance just to piss and not go all over the wall.

33 going on 14

[Balco10]

When I see I tight fit body at the gym....

[stevenash]

I almost broke my neck just now in the shower.
The floor was slippery and I almost tripped over my rooster.

[stig99]

women........ perferably brunettes.... but women in general

[InTheDrink]

Hearing my name every month in the poster of the month countdown

Its mostly risen every month just like my fukkin cokk