Just banged a stripper...

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  • dj_destroyer
    SBR MVP
    • 07-28-10
    • 3856

    #1
    Just banged a stripper...
    To be honest, it wasn't my first stripper... but this is definitely the first real experience.

    The first time, my buddy had his 'girlfriend' over who was a dancer from Montreal that came to Ottawa on weekends to dance... She had some friends... They all usually bunked up in a hotel but to save money, four of them slept at our apartment. Needless to say, if the girls wanted beds, they had to put out so we all got laid. Great story for sure but my girl wouldn't do ANYTHING so it was like fukking a blow up doll.

    This time though, was something special. I was on a patio with my roommate (a girl) and a mutual friend. She was walking by when she stopped with a cig in her mouth and started looking through her purse. The mutual friend offered her a light and we all got up to have a smoke. We asked where she was coming from and she said Barbs (short for Barbarellas, a local strip club). I asked if she served; no. I asked if she danced; yes. SWEET.

    We all decide we want some snacks and drinks from the convenience store. While in there, I start laying some game. Some good aggressive game. Details are vague here, I was being smooth though and she was definitely receptive. She also bought a DVD, asked me if I had seen it; which ultimately prompted me to lay the line "Who cares about the movie, we're not going to be watching it anyways". She laughs. As we leave, she agrees to let me walk her home. When we get to her place, she asks if I want to come watch the movie.

    I tell her I want to come NOT watch the movie.

    The rest is history.

  • The Giant
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-21-12
    • 21480

    #2
    Smoking is disgusting.
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    • paranoyd androyd
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-01-11
      • 6459

      #3
      congratulations, you now have herpes
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      • hawley
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-10-10
        • 14270

        #4
        Name her.
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        • GamblerSpirit
          SBR MVP
          • 11-18-11
          • 4085

          #5
          Best part...he didnt pay. That may have been lost on some of you here.
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          • dj_destroyer
            SBR MVP
            • 07-28-10
            • 3856

            #6
            She had those piercings in her cheeks... Normally don't really like them but those dimples were fukking hot.
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            • coop
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 08-11-11
              • 616

              #7
              cheek piercings? i'd leave that detail out
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              • PharaohUB
                SBR MVP
                • 01-23-07
                • 4865

                #8
                I met this girl when I was 23 and started dating her-it was a summer fling thing. This girl was close to a 10 - blonde - blue eyes - straight gorgeous. I usually pull good looking girls, but nothing like this. Anyway, one time when we were camping and we went into convenience store and I noticed she had a crap load of singles. Noticed it a few more times - I didn't really know what she did for work. She told me she modeled which was believable because she actually did have some modeling photos and she was gorgeous so I decided to believe it. Found out after the break up she was a stripper while we were dating and didn't want to tell me. Looking back I have no idea how I was so blind considering a few nights a week I didn't hear a word from her. I guess when they are that hot you don't care. So yeah i've banged a stripper too(without paying). I'd post her pic, but she kind of gets around town and if anyone in here is from near me I don't want to invade her privacy. Ah good times.
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                • QuantumLeap
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 6880

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Giant
                  Smoking is disgusting.
                  In high school and college I always dated girls who smoked. They were usually the ones who put out.

                  I suppose it's a psychological thing by now but when I kiss a woman who has been smoking it's a turn-on for me since I know I gonna get something.
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                  • InTheDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-23-09
                    • 23983

                    #10
                    Posted at 3:29?

                    Guy next time wait til you actually finish releasing before you come online to tell your innanet friends about it

                    Also why are there no pics?
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                    • baskets
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-24-11
                      • 11691

                      #11
                      pics ...... or she analled you with a strap-on


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                      • showtiime
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-16-11
                        • 2850

                        #12
                        cheek piercings eh?

                        sounds like a stunn-a!
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                        • peacebyinches
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-13-10
                          • 1112

                          #13
                          pics!!!
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                          • firstclass
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-10-08
                            • 2653

                            #14
                            made up no pics
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                            • AribaAriba
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-03-09
                              • 2922

                              #15
                              bs no pics!, great detail though that kinda make u horny
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