And I Am Officially Single, And Depressed

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Best break ever for u - life begins today!

[ChuckyTheGoat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FK2Mnt5kHo

[InTheDrink]

Darkhat

She is a bitch, met someone else and doesnt have the sack to tell you the truth. Youre better off.

Your goal should be to post pictures of you making out with broads before she has the chance.

There is no better cure for this than to neck with a new broad. And dont tell me you havent been getting sick of her same old bush

mathy's finest post I've ever seen*

Just go out and fuk other broads and you'll realize she wasn't shit






* except where he says "neck". Who the fuk has said that in the last 30 years?

[Vinnie Paz]

Best break ever for u - life begins today!

Basically this^^^^ you don't see it now but looking back in 3-6 months or whatever you'll realize this is truly a blessing in disguise. Karmas a bitch too, she'll get hers....

[Kindred]

Girlfriend broke up with me today because things are "off." No concrete reasons. Sucks, lost a bunch of time and opportunities putting her first.

Gonna get completely blacked out and eat as much food as humanly possible.

I can't wait for her to post pictures on facebook in a few weeks making out with dudes. This is going to be so awesome.

Figured cool people come on anonymous gambling forums to announce these types of things. Feel like my life is over. jasdlf;jasd;lkfjasdl;fkj

BUT I JUST GOT 6 POINTS!!!!!!

This may sound harsh but it's the best advice I can give. Grow some balls son. Sounds like she had you whipped so bad you don't know what to do with yourself now that she found another guy. The way you describe the breakup..sounds like another dude, probably a guy with BALLS
Grow a pair. Get drunk and get laid, get into a drunken brawl, but don't sit around by yourself getting wasted feeling sorry for yourself. Keep your head up

[ttwarrior1]

so you've been seeing her yet she's been making out with other guys??

Let me guess your under 22 years old

[PickWinnerAllDay]

so you've been seeing her yet she's been making out with other guys??

Let me guess your under 22 years old

This thread is only for those who have had girlfriends and can give advice/share experiences, ttwarrior1. Please respect that.

[darkhat]

I did this half as a joke. Half as serious. Obv pissed but whatever life goes on.

[darkhat]

so you've been seeing her yet she's been making out with other guys??

Let me guess your under 22 years old

No I was ******* around saying ill soon see pics on Facebook I'm sure.

[Duff85]

Hey bro I got diagnosed with an inoperable tumor (I'm 26 and have an almost one year old daughter) last week. People have it worse than me and they sure as shit as have it worse than you.

[darkhat]

Hey bro I got diagnosed with an inoperable tumor (I'm 26 and have an almost one year old daughter) last week. People have it worse than me and they sure as shit as have it worse than you.

You are correct and speak of relevance. Thanks.

[russiaboss]

[baskets]

Hey bro I got diagnosed with an inoperable tumor (I'm 26 and have an almost one year old daughter) last week. People have it worse than me and they sure as shit as have it worse than you.

tumor in your anus?

why you bitching, bro? darkhat's woman drama is more important than your anal tumor

[coop]

non-obviously ignore her, pretend you're happy, make some sharp bets, go out with friends, work out, meet new chicks and by the time this cycle is over she'll be crawling back to you on her hands and knees and you can tell her to go fukk herself

[Marv001]

Feel your pain darkhat. Broke up with my old lady yesterday on my bday. Keep your head up and try not to get into a nasty break up.

[showtiime]

go out, meet some new girls & you'll forget her, it's really that simple

[Duff85]

tumor in your anus?

why you bitching, bro? darkhat's woman drama is more important than your anal tumor

Baskets you're a lowlife, haven't you got a klan meeting to be at you racist piece of shit?

At least Darkhat has taken my message how it was intended - that people have it worse in the world than what would seem to be issues in our own lives.

[mngambler]

Rough one. But yeah, she already has your replacement picked out, girls don't end relationships unless they have the next one ready to go.

yup...monkey mentality, they don't swing from one branch until they have a new branch in site to grab