Got felt up in Wal-Mart today

[TheCentaur]

Minding my own business getting a shopping cart and I feel a hand all up in my business. I mean this isn't just an ass pinch she got all the way into the scrotal section. I hear an "oh excuse me" and turn around to see a 50 something year old woman who keeps on walking by.

I don't really give a shit, I'm a guy, so hey thanks for the rearrange. Imagine the uproar if you or I did that to some chick though.

[LostBankroll]

she didnt look good I image otherwise youd be eating the ass right now pal... So indeed you did and SHOULD mind next time zetas grandmother grabs your 2 inch flacid cauk

[paranoyd androyd]

was it an employee?

[The Giant]

No one wants to hear your salacious incestuous stories involving your mother.

Saloon this shit, mods.

[seaborneq]

Feel priviledged. Everybody doesn't get felt up in public. You shoud have bent over her over a shopping cart and went to work right then and there.

[milwaukee mike]

on a related note, mrs milwaukee just told me she has been feeling up guys at walmart

[ZetaPsi808]

Feel priviledged. Everybody doesn't get felt up in public. You shoud have bent over her over a shopping cart and went to work right then and there.

[InTheDrink]

centaur was it awkward when you released in walmart?

ive often wondered what that would be like

[chico2663]

didn't know inflatables could talk.

[TheCentaur]

I'm sensing feelings of jealousy and resentment from my fellow SBR posters. This result is a bit bizarre and unintended

[HoulihansTX]

Wal mart is the mall of the ghetto. Lucky you did not get pickpocketed.

[flipside2469]

Did you ask her to smell her fingers?

[Cougar Bait]

on a related note, mrs milwaukee just told me she has been feeling up guys at walmart

[yisman]

on a related note, mrs milwaukee just told me she has been feeling up guys at walmart

and what are you going to do about this, mike?

[Mr KLC]

She could have at least had the courtesy to do this near the condom section.

[beerman2619]

Sure it wasn't TT Warrior dressed up in drag?

[Smoke]

on a related note, mrs milwaukee just told me she has been feeling up guys at walmart

Note to self...


Go to the wal mart near Mrs Milwaukeeshouse

[AraiWa]

So did she give you wood? Did she make you jerk off when you got home?

[InTheDrink]

ariwar ill tell you what....if it were me i would have released right then

i think centaur is holding out on us....bullets = unloaded

[TRE1968]

So did she give you wood? Did she make you jerk off when you got home?

[Koldazzice]

you already said "thanks for the rearrange" which makes you awesome - I'll forgive the fact you shop at walmart

[TheCentaur]

I'll forgive the fact you shop at walmart

A lot of people hate Wal-mart but...

They only hire Americans

The big box of Cheerios that costs $3.68 at Wal-Mart costs $5.17 at Bi-Lo, Food Lion, etc.

[billyloco]

My brother got laid in the Men's dressing room by an HOTT young
girl who was stocking the socks & underwear in 1999 at WalMart
in Joplin Missouri.... it was his ex....

[sideloaded]

My brother got laid in the Men's dressing room by an HOTT young
girl who was stocking the socks & underwear in 1999 at WalMart
in Joplin Missouri.... it was his ex....

12 years later that wal-mart was blown off the face of the earth by one of the most deadliest tornadoes in american history. Coincidence?