So my mother called me asking if I want their plots

[tatommack]

Because they can be buried for free at the military for free. They bought these years ago and she says they are worth a lot of money so she says. I declined told her I wanted to be cremated. After hanging up I told my wife I want my ashes thrown into the Bellagio fountains. Any strage wishes you guys have?

[Jimmy Proffett]

Yeah I'll give your mother my plot..... OHHHHHH!!!!!!

But seriously ashes into a casino fountain sounds like a great idea.