Top 5 candidates for MLB pitcher most likely in the closet

[mathdotcom]

1. B League (need I say more)
2. J Valverde (f\*g gut and that little twink wobble at the start of his delivery)
3. C Hamels (twink/internet tough guy)
4. J Papelbon (loves to bend over and slowly raise his chin onto a rooster)
5. T Lincecum (definitely a bottom)

Did I miss any obvious ones??

- mathy

[Br0nxer]

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[InTheDrink]

how do you miss ra dickey?

guy's been takin it in teh ace since 10 years old

[jeffdane]

cj wilson

def hamels

[InTheDrink]

also samarzdija

i mean common he was brady quinn's go to guy ifyouknowwutimsayin

[bobby heenan]

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aceves-bottom

at least i can sleep tonight knowing danny bard is a heterosexual

aceves used to "pitch" in the bronx hombre

[DudleyDawson]

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[MagicDiceFlow]

[HoulihansTX]

Bard for sure. He loves being surrounded by men(base loaded), then letting a power hitter take him deep(3 run hr).

[HoulihansTX]

More men surrounding him. Surprised Bard is not pitching while on his knees.

[Vinnie Paz]

Worley is suspect