Married guys: how do you get your wife to put out when she keeps saying no?

[mathdotcom]

So many married guys I know tell me as soon as they got married their wives just stopped putting out. They basically nudge their wives and just get nowhere.

How does this happen?? How can she say no if she does not have a valid excuse? And how can she blame you for cheating if she does not put out?

Married guys: give me some pointers to share with my married, frustrated friends.

- mathy

PS: I am not married as it is extremely -EV.

[Fang-Banger]

Dump the biitch. Marry a whore

[dante1]

Never happened to me, not once. She is not interested, is that enough of an explanation!

[baskets]

chloroform + skittles?

I heard some dude named Trayvon would work the 'chlorofom + skittles' angle as he strolled thru neighborhoods while high.

[chilidog]

Dump the biitch. Marry Hire a whore

Fixed that for you.

[mathdotcom]

Looks like there's no solution

Or most of the married guys are at their 9-5's trying to support their broads

[letshitthis]

take her to vegas and get her drunk - but not too drunk...if that doesn't work call 702-696-9696..the trucks are always going up and down on the strip

[chilidog]

The problem is that women still like to be pursued. When you are dating, you are actively trying to fuk your intended target. You play the game, and if successful, you get your prize.

After marriage, it's rather common to become complacent, and you quit pursuing. Men tend to think that if they are financially supporting a woman and letting her live with them, that she is obligated to take care of their needs. Women still expect to be pursued. Both parties end up reneging on their contractual-based promises, and thus begin the unravelling of their relationship.

[HoulihansTX]

Occasional vacations, and babysitters.

[jbrent95]

My wife is more than willing to have sex when I help her with the house work and putting the kids to beds (i.e. stop looking at scores every 30 seconds, and bathe the kids.). She goes to be early so I get back up after she goes to sleep and watch the west coast games.

I also hire a baby sitter once a week from 1-5 so that my wife has time to get everything done (errands, nails, shopping, hair, housework). On these days, I bring home a bottle of wine and get get a blowie after all of the kids get to bed.

[Dutch]

"Who the fuk you saying no to bitch?"
"If you don't take care of this d i c k some other slut will"
"Get your fat ass over here and do your fuking job!"
"You ever been raped before bitch?"


Some combination of the above works like a charm. They actually like the shit. If you've never talked to your woman like that, your probably gay and she's probably cheating on you.

[DOMINATER]

gifts help.lol

[Dutch]

gifts help.lol

gay

[Emily_Haines]

gay

no shit

may as well just start heading down to the gay bar and trolling for cok

a women needs to know what her job is

[itchypickle]

no shit

may as well just start heading down to the gay bar and trolling for cok

Haines are you going to break him in?

[Emily_Haines]

Haines are you going to break him in?

Hey pal

if it don't involve gambling i'm just not interested

[TheMoneyShot]

Just keep yourself in great shape. She'll never say no to you and she'll never leave your side.

Problem is... when you are in great shape... you want every woman!

[thetrinity]

dutch got the right idea. not married but i would do that.

[itchypickle]

Hey pal

if it don't involve gambling i'm just not interested

Make it strip poker....problem solved

[ShawNee922]

Well now ...

It all depends on the excuse she is giving. Is it the old "headache" line?

That one is easy to work around.

Step 1- Hand her 3 aspirin out of the blue.
Step 2- Wait for her to ask you, " what are these for?"
Step 3- Tell her they are for her "headache".
Step 4- Wait for her to reply, " But I don't have a 'headache' tonite."

Step 5- Reply, " GREAT, let's fukk!"

[chilidog]

Well now ...

It all depends on the excuse she is giving. Is it the old "headache" line?

That one is easy to work around.

Step 1- Hand her 3 aspirin out of the blue.
Step 2- Wait for her to ask you, " what are these for?"
Step 3- Tell her they are for her "headache".
Step 4- Wait for her to reply, " But I don't have a 'headache' tonite."

Step 5- Reply, " GREAT, let's fukk!"

And then get ready for a response such as ...

"Oh sweetie, I'm just so tired. I have so much stress from work today; I would just really like it if you would give me a massage and hold me."

[mathdotcom]

Wow so many barreled in guys

Never get married

[russiaboss]

Stick her right and you dont have problems

[Dutch]

dutch got the right idea. not married but i would do that.

I'm not married myself, and it sounded like I was being a smart ass but women really respond to that shit. They will never admit to it, but they also deny liking bad boy losers. And every boy over the age of 12 knows that's true.

[AraiWa]

Been married for 12 years and with her for 14 and we still go at it like we did in the beginning. I think alot of the woman "not wanting to put out" has to do with the pussification of America. Men need to start being men and while understanding when she's tired is one thing, not getting laid for a month is simply unacceptable. If I don't get laid at least every other day, I get grouchy and so does she! A woman's crankiness can often be overcome with a strong orgasm or two.

First, make sure you marry a girl who likes sex as much as you do. If she doesn't, teach her to like it and crave it. If she doesn't, get rid of her. I've gotten rid of at least two girls because of sex. The first one couldn't handle having her box licked and wouldn't suck rooster. When she simply stated, I don't want to any more, I gave her the heave-ho. If you take care of your Twig and Berries, namely, keeping them sparkly clean, there's no reason a woman shouldn't at least try to give head! They can't all be world class but they can try. The second one said, "My friend doesn't give head to her husband, why do I have to?" She loved it when I went down on her and I failed to appreciate the inequality of this and told her to shove off. Second, make sure they know that you fully expect them to set aside time for you and you alone. If you set this up from the beginning, it makes it alot easier. If I'm horny and the wife is busy, I'll just tell her, "I'm going to need some time when you have it." Sometimes I'll just grab her and pull her in to the bedroom or on to the sofa. She's pretty good about it and understands that sex is important. That's the final thing: if you discuss it before you get married and take time to see how she is about it, then you should have a good idea about both of your needs. If you need it 7 or 8 times a week like me, and she needs it once every 2 weeks, why be together? Sex is supposed to be fun and release stress-if more guys accepted this and didn't settle for women putting all their needs and chores ahead of their man, there would be less divorce. There are times there are dirty dishes in the sink and she wants to clean them. Sometimes I'll tell her, "just leave em be and clean em later, we need to have sex!" Works like a charm.

[Mr KLC]

Marriage is just not love. You have to work at it, especially when you have kids involved. I tend to come up with ideas to keep things fresh. Last month, I put rose petals on the ceiling fan, and they flew everywhere when she turned it on. To make things interesting earlier in he year, I bought one of those bubble machines. That was pretty fun. Its kind of like being a promoter/advertiser. You have to keep things fresh and new. Trust me. The sex is great when you think outside the box.

[stevenash]

PS: I am not married as it is extremely -EV.

Maybe to a hamburger like you marriage is -EV.

I married a woman 10 years my junior, traded up from my studio condo in New Jersey to her 2 bedroom condo off the Brooklawn Country Club here in Fairfield County Ct.

Her family has seven figures plus, to which she is entitled to 20 percent.

Oh, one more thing, she give mind numbing skull.

[AraiWa]

Well, ya got me beat SteveNash. My wife is 15 years my junior but her family doesn't have seven figures unfortunately.

[zam77]

A big cok, dildos, booze, porn, gifts that are in some way related to sex, oils and lubes and an attraction that hasn't gotten old. Did I mention big cok?

[paw]

Personally I think its the husbands fault as much as the wives ?

After a couple of years they both get comfortable Numb and then when the hubby gets a bit frisky the Old Lady isnt having it.

I agree with the above poster whom stated that if she isnt very sexual from the get go What the hell makes you think she is going to be a Porn star with you 3 years into the marriage.

Lets not forget either that over 50% of people whom get married to begin with, marry for all the wrong reasons.


Look at it this way. If the NE Pats were playing the Jags and the pats were - 2.5 out of 10 wagers how many times would you take the Pats in this spot !


If you answer you would take the Jags more often then not in this wager .

Then you deserve a jug of KY and You-porn while your Whale of wife countinues to Bitch and Complain all the while gaining pounds and Not Giving up her Snatch of Gold.

PAW

[chilidog]

Completely agree with you, paw. People settle way too much and get married for the wrong reasons.

I think it has a lot to do with social value. If you keep yourself in shape and of high social value, your wife will take care of you. She is fully aware that if she won't, somebody else will. The problem arises when your wife feels that she has a higher social value than you do.

In every relationship, deep down, one person is always lucky to be with the other person. Your wife needs to be the one that is lucky to be with you. One person will always be the dominant force in the relationship. In the animal kingdom (humans are part of it), the male is the dominant force. Male humans fukked up when they become complacent and forced women to take the dominant role in a relationship.

All hell breaks loose when you try to go against nature.

[a4u2fear]

Does not happen to me, married 3 years and no kids. I bet once the kids start, it will happen

[manny24]

yes my wife has been real irritable lately and that is very unlike her...new job is really not where she wants to be...i don't press for sex when she is cranky but it usually does snap her out of it...that and she always gets off 2 or 3 times before i am "allowed" to nut.

[CarpeDime]

mathy is right but i came up with one move that is great

any time you are with a chick and she starts joking around about marriage sh*t, I always say "no I would never marry you. I absolutely refuse to be in a sexless marriage" and then the chick goes "what?? me too! I would never want to be in a sexless marriage! Why do you think if we got married it would be a sexless marriage??" and then i just play it cool and act doubtful and act all like "yeah, whatever, i don't know, i have my doubts, etc etc"

then it lodges in her brain, really anchors in there, and immediately the chick starts to try to prove how horny she is by doing anything and everything and practically begging me to do it all, all the time

works every time

VERY +ev move with anyone you are dating and takes almost zero effort

just say "no I would never marry you. I absolutely refuse to be in a sexless marriage" and then act dismissive and doubtful to however she responds