JJ Set The Odds: Major DC Comics Character Coming Out of The Closet-Is Batman Gay?

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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    JJ Set The Odds: Major DC Comics Character Coming Out of The Closet-Is Batman Gay?
    DC Comics plans to reintroduce a character as gay in a future issue, it has been revealed.

    Co-publisher Dan DiDio previously said that the company would not change the sexual orientation of an existing superhero and would bring in a new one altogether.

    But at Kapow Comic Convention in London on Sunday, he revealed that an existing character - who was previously assumed to be straight - will become ‘one of our most prominent gay characters’, according to comic blog BleedingCool.com.
    DC Comics co-publisher Dan DiDio revealed that an existing character - who was previously assumed to be straight - would become ‘one of our most prominent gay characters’.


    I want odds on this.

    Who is the most likely character?

    Here's my list:

    THE UNTOUCHABLES CATEGORY (No-Fukkin-Way Are They Are Gay)

    Green Lantern-Hal Jordan is a notorious womanizer, no way he's into the pole.

    Superman-Just because he's fukkin Superman. Nuff said.

    Batman-A billionaire with all types of hot chicks hangin all over him wherever he goes? Please.

    The Flash-Was engaged at one point. No way he's a pole smoker.

    Possible Fruity Pebbles

    Aquaman-Kind of cheesy guy as he cares deeply for animals and is a strong environmentalist.

    Green Arrow-Dude goes around wearing skin tight leggings. A definite suspect.

    Robin-While Batman is gettin pussy, where the fukk is Robin?


    My Odds-On Favorite

    Wonder Woman-Born queen to an island of only women. Always strongly suspected of being a carpet-munching dyke.

    She is definitely playing two-in-the-pink-and-one-in-the-stink with the other ladies on the island.

    JJ what are the odds on this? I want action.
  • antifoil
    SBR MVP
    • 11-11-09
    • 3993

    #2
    batman is no longer bruce wayne.

    bruce wayne 'died'. batman is now played by dick grayson.

    i wish you would have put odds on this without knowing. i would have taken batman formerly nightwing. nightwing is pretty homo.
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    • muldoon
      SBR MVP
      • 01-04-10
      • 4397

      #3
      Google "batusi" and then rethink your odds.
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      • Boscoe
        SBR MVP
        • 02-08-10
        • 2811

        #4
        i like wonder woman too. can you imagine all the comic book nerds rushing to pick up the first issue where she gets romantic with her lady friend??
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Bateman is straight
          I know the guy
          I go way back with him
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          • Sam Odom
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-30-05
            • 58063

            #6
            JJ = Robin
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            • Pabinator
              SBR MVP
              • 10-04-09
              • 1238

              #7
              Wonderwoman is the good kinda gay so she shouldnt be allowed in this
              Shut your mouth when you talk to Me!
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              • ChalkyDog
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-02-11
                • 9598

                #8
                Any dude that wears tights, and especially the underwear on the outside is a massive fukkin' homo.
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                • ttwarrior1
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 06-23-09
                  • 28459

                  #9
                  isnt heeman gay?
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                  • Vol_Bengal
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 11-30-10
                    • 480

                    #10
                    ...
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                    • tad0matic
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 10-09-10
                      • 621

                      #11
                      Originally posted by antifoil
                      batman is no longer bruce wayne.

                      bruce wayne 'died'. batman is now played by dick grayson.

                      i wish you would have put odds on this without knowing. i would have taken batman formerly nightwing. nightwing is pretty homo.
                      This explains alot, it's got to be batman then. check out this video. looks like young boy pal dick "lick" grayson watching his "hero" faggitty dance and jerking off to it.
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                      • Boscoe
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-08-10
                        • 2811

                        #12
                        Its green lantern.

                        So, so stupid.
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