Semen-based recipes: Natural Harvest

[elgreco]

Who's coming over for dinner?

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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

By Fotie PhotenhauerView this Author's Spotlight

Paperback, 61 Pages
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

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  By Simone Martin
  May 15, 2012
  5-Stars
  Ooh........ the gravy's getting thick; the gravy's getting thick. And; Instead of a souse chef; I suppose you'd need a spooge chef....
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  By phillucas
  May 10, 2012
  
  The problem with this book as far as I’m concerned is overcoming the initial revulsion (and it is revulsion) at cooking with your own (or someone else’s) population paste. I’m decidedly old-skool in this area and found it hard to get over my ingrained belief that semen is only fit for 5 places. 1) Inside your lover/one-night stand. 2) On your lover's/one-night stand’s face. 3) Smeared over your lover's/one-night stand’s torso/breasts. 4) A tissue. 5) A sock. I’m pleased to say that now I’ve seen the light. It all started one morning after my weekly masturbate over Kate Garraway whilst she was presenting Daybreak on ITV. Not wanting to have to clean the TV screen yet again I decided to unload my generous output into a mug. It was then that I thought to myself that there must be more I can do with my seed than simply pour it down the sink. That’s when I went on the internet, discovered this book, placed my order, put the mug in the freezer and waited for the postman. I must say, I... More >
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  By Duval
  Apr 18, 2012
  
  I gave this book to my friend, Brian F. (a co-worker) since he loves to try new things and he was very surprised at how many recipes there were in the book. He was hesitant to try them at first because of the Semen but he said the recipes looked too good to resist. Now all he ever talks about is how gteat Semen is, and how great it is for you. I am still not convinced on trying it but he even loves to drink Semen now instead of the protein shakes. I give this book 5 stars, skeet skeet...
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  By a b
  Apr 11, 2012
  
  I am fairly new to the semen cuisine scene, but the queen's vageen was too big for my peen. Thanks for your time and heartfelt recipes, Fotie Photenhauer. A true fan, Alex
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[RogueScholar]

Can you believe that my very first ban from SBR was for talking about this phenomenon? Not even posting about it, just explaining it (I had been asked) in SBR Chat and sharing a couple recipes. My boyfriend at the time and I were pretty into cooking with semen, and while I can see how people might be grossed out by it, isn't that the nature of conversation? Some topics you like, other topics you don't, life goes on...

Anyhow, this post isn't about whining, it's about celebrating the ever-quickening pace at which societies evolve in this day and age. We are tackling our fears and prejudices in record time for the human race. I'm almost ready to allow myself to believe that within my lifetime we might see the death of nationalism, racism, sexism, and all other forms of bigotry and begin to see ourselves as equal members of the human race at-large under a global system of governance.

I also take my hat off to guys like John Walker and Bill Dozer, who in the past had some serious biases against LGBT people. The fact that this thread sits here unmolested in the Saloon (albeit without any replies until now ) represents major progress to me. Maybe before the end of the year they'll lift the ban on avatars depicting two guys kissing and we can really bring SBR into the 21st century!

[elgreco]

My initial response to your post is the same as my response when someone sent me that link:

mixed in with a little

That being said, have at it, dude.

You'll never hear a peep out of me about how others should live their lives.

[RogueScholar]

Thanks for the acceptance, elgreco. Likewise, so long as your sex life doesn't involve lying to or hurting anyone, I think you should be able to get as kinky or deviant as you like.

You should use one of these recipes to cook dinner for your lady, she might think it's the sexiest thing she's ever tasted.

[Parlayking11]

Is Rogue Scholar an alias for JJ Gold???