Anyone Ever Date An Hooker??

Mr KLC · 05-20-12, 05:07 PM

Haven't had the pleasure. I'd be afraid she'd try to charge me out of habit.

Cuse0323 · 05-20-12, 05:21 PM

Many years ago I fell in love with a young girl named Carol who had hit rough times, getting kicked out at a young age and had to do what needed to be done to feed her habit. She was sweet and understood me, we were in love for two years and I tried my best to help her anyway I could, no matter how little I had. Then out of nowhere she broke my heart, she said she was sorry but she found a new man. A big shot named Hank who could provide her with whatever she wanted. Money, jewelery and the finest furs, he had connections across the country to get help with whatever he needed. The kids in the neighborhood looked up to him, he was always there for advice and a piece of bazooka joe to ease their worries. I couldn't compete with that to her. Here's to Carol, my first love.

ParlayininHTown · 05-20-12, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Many years ago I fell in love with a young girl named Carol who had hit rough times, getting kicked out at a young age and had to do what needed to be done to feed her habit. She was sweet and understood me, we were in love for two years and I tried my best to help her anyway I could, no matter how little I had. Then out of nowhere she broke my heart, she said she was sorry but she found a new man. A big shot named Hank who could provide her with whatever she wanted. Money, jewelery and the finest furs, he had connections across the country to get help with whatever he needed. The kids in the neighborhood looked up to him, he was always there for advice and a piece of bazooka joe to ease their worries. I couldn't compete with that to her. Here's to Carol, my first love.

What show or movie is that from?

minet123 · 05-20-12, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

What show or movie is that from?

Carol is 2nd shift jj
she post when Mikey Jack is making corn beef specials at the deli
usually between 1 and 4

InTheDrink · 05-20-12, 05:40 PM

fyi just because you snuck the tip in doesnt mean youre "dating" whether you paid for it or not

billysink · 05-20-12, 05:42 PM

Snore.

Another useless topic by JJ.

35 more posts and a couple of hundred views from those who find hopelessness entertaining

Bcatswin · 05-20-12, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Cuse0323

Many years ago I fell in love with a young girl named Carol who had hit rough times, getting kicked out at a young age and had to do what needed to be done to feed her habit. She was sweet and understood me, we were in love for two years and I tried my best to help her anyway I could, no matter how little I had. Then out of nowhere she broke my heart, she said she was sorry but she found a new man. A big shot named Hank who could provide her with whatever she wanted. Money, jewelery and the finest furs, he had connections across the country to get help with whatever he needed. The kids in the neighborhood looked up to him, he was always there for advice and a piece of bazooka joe to ease their worries. I couldn't compete with that to her. Here's to Carol, my first love.

jjgold · 05-20-12, 06:50 PM

BCATS I can see you dating a hooker

I will never forget when you stared at camera for 2 hrs in chat and never said a word

It was the strangest thing I have ever seen

pimike · 05-20-12, 06:52 PM

Date a hooker? Lol exchanging money for sex is dating. Lol

ChalkyDog · 05-20-12, 07:02 PM

Dated a stripper for a few months prior to going back to school. But that entailed exactly what has been said, a bunch of money and blow.

Truth be told, the best part was the parties I was able to throw because I'd just ask her to invite her stripper friends.

Eventually I stopped doing blow at the rate she liked, so we stopped seeing each other.

Good times!

mynameismud · 05-20-12, 07:10 PM

dated a stripper back in 1996. she was just into weed, not coke, which was just fine with me. truth be told, she was ugly. at least her face was. just wanted see what it would be like to date one. wasnt very exciting.

TheCentaur · 05-21-12, 01:23 AM

I found out later a Russian chick I had dated awhile had been a hooker. I didn't pay for it though and always used a condom so it's all good

Smoke · 05-21-12, 09:45 AM

No never have although I would date a stripper

texhooper · 05-24-12, 10:07 PM

one of my friends did. he even showed me her add, some little handout. but he was like, "she won't ever have sex with me". i was like goddamn dude, she's ******* all day dude, of course not. they didn't last very long.

one way or another you are asking for it if you date a hooker.

Tchocky · 05-24-12, 10:41 PM

Wouldn't date a hooker but a stripper is okay.