I'm actually a genius in the sack

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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    I'm actually a genius in the sack
    Something I like. I was ******* for roughly 34 minutes of yesterdays tournament.

    you have to pay attention to her, if you do it right, you'll get your nut off in time which will happen eventually but it ain't about that.

    Boys -

    ORAL is everything. BUT if you REALLY pay attention you will get that ass if that's what you want. Me? Something I like.

    Go with how she is feeling. Doesn't matter what chicks are all different and the same to a point. Think of yourself as an artist. Whatever the flow is, go with it.

    Find her spots. When you find one be persistant at 1st with your hands then your mouth.

    MAKE SURE'S SHE'S WET! Lack of lubrication happens sometimes but fok that lube shit make her want you or whatever.

    See if she likes it rough. OBVIOUSLY don't hit her man. put a little pressure on her hands and feel that pussy grind into you.

    Some like to dominate. I'm into that shit. Dunno why. Something I like. No shit or piss here just holding me down and working my rooster like a debt collector pounting at your door (in TT's case Discover Card), Chick wants to nail me down and milk me like I'm a *** giving machine? Fine with me, honestly. Anytime, any place.

    Kiss her alot at first, when she's ready to *** just go for it, if she says ouch yeah stop but other wise and KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THAT CLIT!

    Oh and with the oral think of the Greek alphabet.

    Also babies really do happen so be careful.
  • GamblerSpirit
    SBR MVP
    • 11-18-11
    • 4085

    #2
    Originally posted by stevek173
    MAKE SURE'S SHE'S WET! Lack of lubrication happens sometimes but fok that lube shit make her want you or whatever.
    If you don't know how to get your woman wet, sex isn't for you. This retard apparently thinks it's "genius" advice to make sure your woman is wet? WTF? LMAO!
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    • stevek173
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-29-08
      • 27598

      #3
      How many times is a chick tanked and ain't wet right off the bat

      Never happened to you? yeah sure David fokking Copperfield over here or you don't get laid much at all.

      Moving on.
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      • ttwarrior1
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 06-23-09
        • 28459

        #4
        not what u said in poker chat
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          Oh she played for me before we fokked TT. I was thinking about you when I came.
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          • ttwarrior1
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 06-23-09
            • 28459

            #6
            she don't exist unless u post a pic of her with u,

            fact
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #7
              I understand your position.
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              • keyboarding
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 07-30-09
                • 6817

                #8
                Originally posted by stevek173
                if she says ouch yeah stop
                If she says "ouch" you're doing it wrong and shouldn't proclaim yourself a genius, pal.

                God bless.
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                • mynameismud
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-13-12
                  • 5461

                  #9
                  lol, "ouch" isnt exactly the word youre looking for when getting busy.
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                  • clynnm17
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-08-10
                    • 1360

                    #10
                    pic
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                    • greenhippo
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-15-12
                      • 9091

                      #11
                      ........did someone brag about lasting a whopping 34 minutes? I was under the impression that fukking should last a few hours if the time presents itself.
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