I met a girl so fat off of pof tonight that she had her own gravitational field!

ttwarrior1 · 05-01-12, 09:45 PM

so u met a chick that didnt show u her pic, didnt chat with her, etc

That is a no no

robmpink · 05-01-12, 09:46 PM

So u let her blow you.

MoneyLineDawg · 05-01-12, 09:46 PM

Wow seems like TT is more advanced than you when it comes to POF and the ladies....

King Mayan · 05-01-12, 09:47 PM

Bettil, youre a fat fukk yourself.

Whats the problem??

InTheDrink · 05-01-12, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

Wow seems like TT is more advanced than you when it comes to POF and the ladies....

even though op clearly said she didnt look like her pics

tt = not a smart cookie

billysink · 05-01-12, 09:53 PM

when a chick posts on POF that her farts have names like hurricanes that should set of a red flag or two,

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

so u met a chick that didnt show u her pic, didnt chat with her, etc

That is a no no

Hell yes I saw her pics, I dont know if this bitch did some kinda trick photography or photoshop but I swear I even asked my friend tonight to just guess her weight from her pics and he guessed 155, this bitch is more like 260, how the **** can that be, **** me I had my rooster fully loaded and even took some zoloft so I could pound her for an hour without bustin a nut now Im rubbin the skin off my rooster just tryin to get off

KingJD31 · 05-01-12, 09:54 PM

pof?

sickler · 05-01-12, 10:00 PM

ttwarrior1 · 05-01-12, 10:03 PM

260 send her my way

robmpink · 05-01-12, 10:03 PM

why not have free wily blow you?

Deuce · 05-01-12, 10:03 PM

Show us a pic and lets see what we're working with.

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Bettil, youre a fat fukk yourself.

Whats the problem??

Im chubby admittedly, I am 6' about 205 and have a gut and a psychotic gambling addiction yes but my expectations are not unrealistic. If the bitch showed up and had been 170 instead of 150 like I thought she wouldve still gotten her axe wound pounded like Angelina Jolie on death row but this bitch barely fit through my fukin door.

Had I not been the nice pleasant gentleman u know me to be I woulda said get lost whale and slammed the door in her face as it was I spent a couple hours talkin with her and then said well thanks for coming over I had fun I'll call ya

robmpink · 05-01-12, 10:10 PM

you must be gay, Even Orcas need love as well.

MoneyLineDawg · 05-01-12, 10:10 PM

In all honestly, if she wasnt completely repulsive (Which I guess any 260 would be, but anyway).....If she was just a little fat shouldve just taken a BJ and called it a night

No idea how fat she really was though......Maybe show her pics on here

PickWinnerAllDay · 05-01-12, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Im chubby admittedly, I am 6' about 205 and have a gut and a psychotic gambling addiction yes but my expectations are not unrealistic. If the bitch showed up and had been 170 instead of 150 like I thought she wouldve still gotten her axe wound pounded like Angelina Jolie on death row but this bitch barely fit through my fukin door.

Had I not been the nice pleasant gentleman u know me to be I woulda said get lost whale and slammed the door in her face as it was I spent a couple hours talkin with her and then said well thanks for coming over I had fun I'll call ya

6' 205 isn't so bad. I got lazy as fukk senior year in college and quit working out, drank every night, ate chinese every day and got up to 200.

Plus, the thing about being slightly overweight as a guy is its acceptable. No girl is going to make a decision on a guy b/c hes 20-30 pounds overweight. Just not something that happens and they don't care about it really. Girls need to get on the ball with their weight. I've only dated one girl that weighed over 150 and that is because she was 5''11 and she weighed 160.

robmpink · 05-01-12, 10:13 PM

At the very least you could have offered her some wine and ****** a roll.

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Show us a pic and lets see what we're working with.

I want to but Im not that kinda guy, I asked my friends opinion looking at her pics WITHOUT SAYING SHIT ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE ACTUALLY WEIGHED and just asked for his honest guess and he guessed 155

I also already told you guys what site it was and most of u know where Im from with her pic it would take about 10 secs to find her profile and I dont want to risk her finding out about this thread and jeopardizing my nice guy image

Underdog5229 · 05-01-12, 10:17 PM

You sick fuk, you rode that whale and enjoyed it, so you had to concock this story to feel a lil better about it. ADMIT IT!

MoneyLineDawg · 05-01-12, 10:20 PM

I bet I can find it if you gimmie her age

sickler · 05-01-12, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by PickWinnerAllDay

6' 205 isn't so bad. I got lazy as fukk senior year in college and quit working out, drank every night, ate chinese every day and got up to 200.

Plus, the thing about being slightly overweight as a guy is its acceptable. No girl is going to make a decision on a guy b/c hes 20-30 pounds overweight. Just not something that happens and they don't care about it really. Girls need to get on the ball with their weight. I've only dated one girl that weighed over 150 and that is because she was 5''11 and she weighed 160.

Not bad if the pounds are well proportioned. Funny to see guys with skinny arms and legs but HUGE guts. Usually older guys.

Ghenghis Kahn · 05-01-12, 10:21 PM

pics or it didn't happen

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

In all honestly, if she wasnt completely repulsive (Which I guess any 260 would be, but anyway).....If she was just a little fat shouldve just taken a BJ and called it a night

No idea how fat she really was though......Maybe show her pics on here

I didnt take any fat pics of her while she was actually here haha

I could post her pics from her profile but I chose not to, lookin at them now the trick is she just shows her face (which appears normal size and cute) and her shoulder and beginning of her arm, had I seen the rest of her I would've asked her if she wanted to go out for seafood and then suggested the Atlantic Ocean

robmpink · 05-01-12, 10:24 PM

you must be gay, She came over and you didn't ask orca to blow you?

MoneyLineDawg · 05-01-12, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Not bad if the pounds are well proportioned. Funny to see guys with skinny arms and legs but HUGE guts. Usually older guys.

weight doesn't really mean much for guys.....You could weigh 250 at like 6 foot and be in much better shape than someone 190

Weight for girls is pretty cut and dry usually compared to height .....Obviously not the features, but no girl over like 170 will EVER be good

MoneyLineDawg · 05-01-12, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

I didnt take any fat pics of her while she was actually here haha

I could post her pics from her profile but I chose not to, lookin at them now the trick is she just shows her face (which appears normal size and cute) and her shoulder and beginning of her arm, had I seen the rest of her I would've asked her if she wanted to go out for seafood and then suggested the Atlantic Ocean

SO what the hell did you actually do with her when she showed up

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Underdog5229

You sick fuk, you rode that whale and enjoyed it, so you had to concock this story to feel a lil better about it. ADMIT IT!

No sir, but I award you 2 points for makin me laugh

I have ****** a couple 200 lb cows in my life but never one that big

I also agree with the previous poster that said women need to get ahold of their weight more than guys, look I mean if Im over 200 Im watchin my weight but Im a guy which means I gotta pay for dates for bills all kinds of shit, women essentially have a free meal ticket for life as long as they keep their weight down, if this was the case for guys you can rest assured Id be 175 and ripped and enjoyin all my free meals, gifts, bills paid, half of her shit for sitting on my ass and doing nothing for years when we get divorced and watching as she tries to impress me to get in my pants. When women turn into Moby Dick its absolutely disgusting considering the deal theyve got

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg

SO what the hell did you actually do with her when she showed up

Spent an hour trying to figure out a way to tell her to get the **** out, I finally just threw a fish out the front door and locked it when she ran after it

No but seriously I just told her I was tired and had to work tomorrow and would call her, basically she knew she was getting politely blown off, I also asked if she wouldnt mind suckin my rooster before she left but she declined

griz · 05-01-12, 10:40 PM

Hard as **** reading this thread. Love pounding whales

Dr. J Trotter · 05-01-12, 10:41 PM

You hit that shit and busted inside it. You might have even went down on it.

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by griz

Hard as **** reading this thread. Love pounding whales

Ohhhhh yea baby, you're so tight!

EmpireMaker · 05-01-12, 11:02 PM

post her pic from pof

bettilimbroke999 · 05-01-12, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by EmpireMaker

post her pic from pof

No thanks, I enjoy bullshitting with u guys but I realize many of you are as crazy or moreso than I am and would either hit on the girl bc youd like some whale pussy or tell her about this thread when some team comes back from 24 down with 8 mins left to **** up your parlay and you just feel like bein a prick