Got injured at the golden corral

[ttwarrior1]

Damn wet floor and sign was turned around and sideways. Knee is ****** up, hip is ****** up, and nobody said a word to me or anything. chicken went flying through the air and i almost did a complete flip in the air because i was trying to resist.

You could get a skin transplant from the skin ive been peeling off my knee


ps; i did get 2 cool shirts and a pair of shorts
pics later

[RoadDog]

Get a lawyer

[InTheDrink]

Get a lawyer

Dont feed the animals.

[Ra77er]

....

[boeing power]

Fat guy falls.

Hope this ends up on YouTube.

[paranoyd androyd]

don't be like grizz who didn't sue the bar that put a speaker smack dab in the middle of the floor causing bad ankle injury

[ttwarrior1]

sorry won't be fat guy, big dude maybe,

nah i don't sue people

[NYSportsGuy210]

I am dying to find one of the Golden Corral places in the New York area.

Anyone know of any?

[Full Time Hobo]

fail

http://pacific.scoop.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/samoa_collapsed-floor_ps400.jpg

[mynameismud]

that could be a 25k fall.

[griz]

don't be like grizz who didn't sue the bar that put a speaker smack dab in the middle of the floor causing bad ankle injury

i am fully recovered from that injury.

[paranoyd androyd]

mud, easily $100K actually, that's the going rate these days

[boeing power]

Fat guy skins his knee won't get 100k

All he wants is free chicken

Fat bastard

[jjgold]

I say you can get 10k or so if you pursue

[itchypickle]

Does Golden Corral even HAVE $100k of cash to pay out?

The only people who eat that Grade F food are seniors and EBT card carriers I thought.

[a4u2fear]

Go straight to mgmt, get something at least maybe your dignity back

[paranoyd androyd]

Guys you'd be amazed at the injury settlement amounts people get these days.

[Chi_archie]

just got back from the grocery store and some gypsie looking lady fell right in front of me and her strawberries went flying everywhere.

[boeing power]

Go straight to mgmt, get something at least maybe your dignity back

Hahahahaha

Titty get his dignity back

Funny shit there

[dom75]

I would get some free meals or something.... big boys gotta eat well !

[InTheDrink]

Made up story

He can file an imaginary lawsuit over his imaginary fall

[Grits n' Gravy]

Paging Lionel Hutz.

It funny cause he fat.

[itriedsohard]

Attention whore seeks attention. No pics will be posted.

[blackbeSSt]

when i think of tittywarrior at a buffet, all i can think of is this

[ttwarrior1]

nothing made up, u want pics of the chicken too, like im gonna get up right now and take those pics, im lying down in pain right now.

Just took some white willow bark extract

Pics will be up around 2 am, thats when my head clears up when my ears pop

[Ra77er]

White willow bark extract?!?!? Now I know this is bullsh1t.

[ttwarrior1]

ok ill take pic of that too

Bought some today before this happened, just a coincidence i guess

The stuff is good, got some ginkgo biloba too

[stevenash]

Three things in life never stop being funny.

Farts
Midgets
Fat guy slipping and falling

[Cougar Bait]

TT are you a real person?

[ttwarrior1]

Fat guys don't run 4.9 40's, play usta 5.0 tennis, and dominate in other amatuer sports like i do. Kids today.
So prejudice.

1st time ive ever slipped, i doubt you all can go one month without slipping on something.

Cougar. your a geek

[Jerm3462]

I went to the Golden Coral once a few months ago.
I just remember there being many blacks, and there was a huge line to get a piece of chicken. (Which I never did get)
I didnt go near the chocolate fountain thing because there was a fat guy in a wheelchair putting his finger in it.
Was one of my worst food experiences ever.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

They would have done anything to get you out of there, tt. You were killing their profits.

[ttwarrior1]

damn now i got this chick wanting to meet

[Smoke]

ttwarrior isn't even real

one of JJ's best kept secrets

[Chi_archie]

TT, was an amazing linebacker in his day.