Going out on a late date

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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28457

    #1
    Going out on a late date
    taking a chick to chilis from plenty of fish

    Says she wants to watch mma fights and she suggested chili's.

    Never been there, im shaking bad.

    Yes she knows im fat, so stfu and yes she is under 200, so stfu

    I wish someone could tape it all

    Post her pic later, don't need to be buried before the date

    Might need some enzyte or tiger whatever. Not sure i can even get it hard

    JJ's small rooster does motivate me some though

    Leave in about 30 min
  • paranoyd androyd
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-01-11
    • 6459

    #2
    have fun, just order fish & veggies
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
      a chick (real female) who likes chilis restaurant & mma is a keeper
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Good luck guy

        I hope you score

        Poster of the month if you tape you and her having sex
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        • ttwarrior1
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 06-23-09
          • 28457

          #5
          lmao i should hope so,

          Like i will actually get laid or be able to tape it.

          You just want to see my half a dickhead.

          and yes she is picking me up
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #6
            cool story brah
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            • onlooker
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-10-05
              • 36572

              #7
              Enjoy.
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              • spankie
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-10-11
                • 9992

                #8
                tt make sure to bring your shit towel in case she needs to blow her nose.
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                • RunningMan7
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 01-03-12
                  • 137

                  #9
                  Get her drunk. She will **** you and wont even remember if you have a half a hard dick. Buy some KY warm lotion. It may help get a half stiffy into her. I know it worked like a charm when I once had a scenario where the stiffness was less than 100%, closer to 75 or 80% and it worked great.

                  pretend you are checking messages but turn the video on your phone. Bang her from behind so you can do a better job taping and she wont notice.


                  And I hope the chick from Plenty Of Fish doesn't have a cooch that smells like fish.

                  Good luck and good ****.
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