Can you really blame the Secret Service guys though?
I mean, look at these Columbian escorts.
gauchojake
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09-17-10
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#2
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Cougar Bait
SBR Posting Legend
10-04-07
18282
#3
Apparently some might have been underage
If I am a Secret Service Agent nothing gets in the way of prime pu$$y I mean, that is job number ONE!
1. Get laid
2. Eat a sandwich
3. Have a few drinks
4. Work out
5. Scratch my back
6. Protect the president sometimes
7. Take a nap
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Smoke
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10-09-09
48111
#4
Very nice
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#5
dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!
dad that aint no $800 pussay
dad, $800???
come on pal
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#6
South America sure loves fake , is there a girl down there without em ?
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#7
Originally posted by CarpeDime
dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!
dad that aint no $800 pussay
dad, $800???
come on pal
$800 for all night though, thats a bargain for her.
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#8
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#9
Originally posted by ProfaneReality
South America sure loves fake , is there a girl down there without em ?
faner u would not fukin believe it man
i aint even talking about prostitutes man, im talking about just normal girls next door
they all got em
i mean not all but a LOT do man
a LOT brother
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#10
Originally posted by Cougar Bait
Apparently some might have been underage
If I am a Secret Service Agent nothing gets in the way of prime pu$$y I mean, that is job number ONE!
1. Get laid
2. Eat a sandwich
3. Have a few drinks
4. Work out
5. Scratch my back
6. Protect the president sometimes
7. Take a nap
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#11
Originally posted by ProfaneReality
$800 for all night though, thats a bargain for her.
true i mean they didnt mention the specifics of the deal - sleep over, cuddling, GFE, unprotected ***l, kinky sh*t, etc etc, whatever, but still i seened 800 and i was like damn come on man thats a rip off man
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#12
,....
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#13
Originally posted by CarpeDime
dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!
dad that aint no $800 pussay
dad, $800???
come on pal
$800 should get you an orgy with 4 girls at least.
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raydog
SBR Hall of Famer
11-07-07
6984
#14
Originally posted by CarpeDime
dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!
dad that aint no $800 pussay
dad, $800???
come on pal
yes..this is, what? maybe $400 puss a night? and that would be on the expensive side too, imo....carper, you should be hired as a secret service callgirl consigliere
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#15
Originally posted by CarpeDime
true i mean they didnt mention the specifics of the deal - sleep over, cuddling, GFE, unprotected ***l, kinky sh*t, etc etc, whatever, but still i seened 800 and i was like damn come on man thats a rip off man
She asked for $800 for the night, they countered with $30, she said no way, they got pissed
from TMZ:
Here she is ... the 24-year-old Colombian prostitute who took down the
Secret Service
... this according to the
NY Daily News
.
The paper claims the woman is a single mother named
Dania
... who argued with a Secret Service agent about the price of sex during an alleged encounter in Cartagena last week.
Dania reportedly claims she demanded $800 for a night of boom boom ... but the agent only wanted to pay $30 ... and a massive argument ensued.
The agents are now under investigation ... and their lives and careers are in shambles ... buuuuuuut she is pretty hot.
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#16
Even the COlombian transexuals look hot.
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#17
Shari the drunk moved it. Pfft
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#18
All my threads get saloon'd.
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King Mayan
SBR Posting Legend
09-22-10
21326
#19
Unreal they move this but keep garbage obama threads in PT..
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#20
Originally posted by King Mayan
Unreal they move this but keep garbage obama threads in PT..
Mayan, I feel for the Mexicans here in San Diego and LA now. I kinda know what they are going through now.
Every time I run over to Player's talk I can hang around for a little while posting in other people's threads without getting caught. But as soon as I start my own thread my ass gets deported back to the saloon.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#21
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King Mayan
SBR Posting Legend
09-22-10
21326
#22
you see dad... I doesnt feel good huh??
Dont worry your strong work ethic will pay off one day.
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itchypickle
SBR Posting Legend
11-05-09
21452
#23
Originally posted by CarpeDime
dad, the chick tried to charge homeboy $800 man!
dad that aint no $800 pussay
dad, $800???
come on pal
It comes out of the Per Diem fund and any extra tips is just submitted on a travel voucher when they return home....so it's pretty much free for the Agents but costs us our tax money
I'm torn...do I get pissed at the bad money management or do I applaud them for handling their business since they deserve it for the hours they put in?
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bb_skoots
SBR MVP
05-04-11
1088
#24
dad , please no tranny pics.
Thread rocks otherwise
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#25
I'm torn... Do I want to fukk that tranny or not???
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statnerds
SBR MVP
09-23-09
4047
#26
Shit, Panetta paid over $800,000 for it. start shippin him some to DC, would save us tons of $$$$
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onlooker
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08-10-05
36572
#27
Originally posted by ProfaneReality
South America sure loves fake , is there a girl down there without em ?
They do a good job.
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#28
SS were PIMPING for Barrack 'Barry' Obama....
Be honest !!! The above Tranny or this:
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durito
SBR Posting Legend
07-03-06
13173
#29
Originally posted by ProfaneReality
$800 for all night though, thats a bargain for her.