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  • RunningMan7
    SBR High Roller
    • 01-03-12
    • 137

    #1
    Massages - misc. thoughts
    I love massages. But I do not want one from a guy unless it is restricted to an office chair and I am clothed and they are massaging the neck , upper back and shoulders only. Female therapists only for me. I once went to some foreign resort where only a guy was available for massages as they feared what inter-sex therapist-client sessions would lead to. Men for men and women for women. He tried to massage my head and it just did not feel right even though it is just the face and head. The feel of the hands, the texture, whatever just felt weird. And I am not even that homophobic. After 5 min, I pretty much told him not to touch my towel(he was about to tug on it to remove it or whatever the **** he was going to do with it to massage my back and legs) and asked him to finish the massage off near the neck and shoulders region and not to even get near the rest of my body. never again with a guy for those spa type massages.

    I need to get a woman to give me a massage that is more involved , even if it is therapeutic. I get massages twice a month and have found a happy medium where I get someone who can give me a legit massage topped off by a happy ending at the end. These providers are known to give happy endings. But it gives me a special thrill when I can find a so called pure female therapeutic therapist who gives me a happy ending with some coaxing even if she looks plain and ordinary. Actually the plain and ordinary revs up the thrill factor because you know that it is not their usual mode of operation. 15 years ago, I once had this middled aged hispanic chick give me a therapeutic massage for 35 bucks for an hour(and no tips asked). When I flipped over, she probably noticed my dick expanding as she was massaging my stomach area. So then she just tweaked my nipples(I presume on purpose) while moving up to my chest. I had no idea my dick would respond that much to her lil action, and it just as stiff as it would have been if I were looking at the teen chick in American Reunion naked. So I just moved her hand to my dick and she just finished me off. THe next time I saw her, i just started to remove her top off as she did that and by the third session, i just banged her with her family in the remaining part of the house. Ever since then, i had a thing for female therapists of all types - therapeutic and sensual.

    I remember corrupting some sweet 30 something woman like that a few years ago who was used to giving only regular massages(she probably mixed in an occasional HJ at the time) and she ended converting to a regular sensual type therapist by the following year. I had to stop seeing her because she got spoiled by the customers giving her good tips for the extras and she got kind of mercenary about the whole extras after a while. Hell, a couple of years later, she added a mattress to her next room and would offer a **** as an option from what I read in the reviews.

    Then I had the usual hot erotic masseuses. The soapy ones in Thailand being a highlight. The oily ones with Braizlian 20 year old chicks who come to live in the US are great too. I love the oily body to body types where they have this incredible skill where you can just bang them from behind or front, but they tighten their privates enough where it feels like you are banging them , but you are not, especially when you are doing them in doggy style positions. I love those oily latino spinners where they say papi or some shit and you just use your strength to move them up and down your body while they are on top of you.

    I have also had reverse experiences where I pretend to know more massage than I really know and get some good looking chicks I meet to disrobe and got a couple to let me bang them after the mini massage session.


    If I ever hit it big, I am just going to hire females massage me every ******* day and then do the fun part after that and then have them massage me again while i nap.
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    I got a snake massage on Friday. It's really popular here in Israel. I like it better than the Thai ones I usually get.
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    • acampbell2345
      SBR Sharp
      • 03-26-09
      • 334

      #3
      I have had around 10 massages in my life but they have all been from traditional massage salons and not the happy ending variety. How did you go about making that move on the massage therapist without being kicked out? The places in my town seem very professional and not the happy ending type salon.
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      • RunningMan7
        SBR High Roller
        • 01-03-12
        • 137

        #4
        I never get a massage in those corporate salons. It is usually independent women in massage offices or their homes. If it is their home, the likelihood of a happy ending is high. If it is a massage office, you go with the therapist's vibe. Sometimes, you may have to be patient and try a move on the second visit. Of course, this means she better be a damn good therapist for you to pay just for the massage part and be content with that.

        Usually you can tell how they massage your glutes. Just ask them to massage the hip joint and see how their hands wander. And on the flip, do not be shy about showing an erection and see how they respond. Every red blooded guy will sport some kind of stiffy -whether it is half mast or full, when flipped over by a half decent looking female therapist.
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