Ever notice that the more a woman wants to become some so called Hollywood babe,the more ridiculous and stupid sounding their names get?Every damn one of them makes you laugh when you hear their name.So Mr.United Nations heartthrob is getting his freak on with a Keebler elf.I wonder if she makes Elfin loaves in his toilet.Remember the ill fated Keebler Elfin Loaves that looked like elf turds where after about a year Keebler knew they made a mistake unleashing them on the consumer who didn't buy them.