posting this thread from church

baskets · 04-08-12, 09:40 AM

this thread is only a win b/c of your cool avatar

Smoke · 04-08-12, 09:41 AM

Don't do it grizzly!

Marigold HD · 04-08-12, 09:45 AM

Happy Easter. Lol. Yes your going to hell.

griz · 04-08-12, 09:46 AM

Mom just asked me to put phone away. I will cause a scene if I have to.

milwaukee mike · 04-08-12, 10:06 AM

going to church with your mother on easter -ev
but way to turn it into a +ev by posting

if you snuck in a flask, even better

Bubbajoe · 04-08-12, 10:07 AM

Cool story bro

opie1988 · 04-08-12, 10:10 AM

Grizzled......10 points if you post a vid of you stealing from the offering plate.

Make it happen, pal.

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 04-08-12, 10:13 AM

i bet griz still holds his moms hand when crossing the street

DOMINATER · 04-09-12, 12:26 AM

griz I was about 21 when that fantasy ended. lol

flyingillini · 04-09-12, 12:53 AM

Your going to hell anyway for even stepping foot into a Church... Anybody that believes in a fictional character like Jesus Christ is going straight to hell.

ZetaPsi808 · 04-09-12, 01:17 AM

illini i enjoyed posting under your handle today

ZetaPsi808 · 04-09-12, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Grizzled......10 points if you post a vid of you stealing from the offering plate.

Make it happen, pal.

milwaukee mike · 04-09-12, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Your going to hell anyway for even stepping foot into a Church... Anybody that believes in a fictional character like Jesus Christ is going straight to hell.

then i suppose my kids are going to hell because they believe in santa claus and the easter bunny?

i'm pretty sure every single one of us at one point in our life believed in a fictional character

Living The Dream · 04-09-12, 07:37 AM

I feel like I am going to hell for pulling this thread up to read it...

RyanLeafOfBets · 04-09-12, 07:46 AM

Griz, my viewpoint on this is that if you're not gonna pay attention in Church, just don't go pal.
Not trying to bash you at all, just don't feel like you're doing God a favor by going to church.

For real though, good luck in the Biggest Loser. You're a good dude.

opie1988 · 04-09-12, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

then i suppose my kids are going to hell because they believe in santa claus and the easter bunny?
i'm pretty sure every single one of us at one point in our life believed in a fictional character

Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.

jjgold · 04-09-12, 08:15 AM

Church is ok

Its not for everyone

I just used to get ticked when little kids cried and made noises

I yelled at this 3 year old when I was trying to listen to a sermon

Lets say a big argument ensued with her family

I got kicked out and the kid stayed

darkhat · 04-09-12, 09:22 AM

Church is a business.. takes in billions of dollars a year and pays no taxes

BIGDAY · 04-09-12, 10:03 AM

Thread is great!

Domestic · 04-09-12, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Church is ok

Its not for everyone

I just used to get ticked when little kids cried and made noises

I yelled at this 3 year old when I was trying to listen to a sermon

Lets say a big argument ensued with her family

I got kicked out and the kid stayed

jjgold · 04-09-12, 10:11 AM

Did anyone use to go to church and light candles praying for winners??

BIGDAY · 04-09-12, 10:49 AM

Yes, Angels today! Pound.

flyingillini · 04-09-12, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.

Go worry about your whore of a wife that cheated on you with your best friend. You know nothing whatsoever about me. I don't even live in SF anymore, I am in Israel and waiting for the next tornado to take out you and your loved ones.... I hope a huge tornado comes and destroys you and everything you care about. You are going straight to hell for believing in Christ and staying with such a whore of a wife that cheats left and right on you. You are a sad existence for a human being.

William Walters · 04-09-12, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.

This post has obvious merit to it, but I nominated it for one reason.............."bulbous"

William Walters · 04-09-12, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Go worry about your whore of a wife that cheated on you with your best friend. You know nothing whatsoever about me. I don't even live in SF anymore, I am in Israel and waiting for the next tornado to take out you and your loved ones.... I hope a huge tornado comes and destroys you and everything you care about. You are going straight to hell for believing in Christ and staying with such a whore of a wife that cheats left and right on you. You are a sad existence for a human being.

Quiet down Frodo

griz · 04-09-12, 02:51 PM

illini didnt make enough tips at the fukkin bar so he had to move out of his pad in SF

William Walters · 04-09-12, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by griz

illini didnt make enough tips at the fukkin bar so he had to move out of his pad in SF

Roadtrip635 · 04-09-12, 07:07 PM

Scoobdog24 · 04-09-12, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.