I've actually got a funny story to share so might as well share it

[flyingillini]

Picker, before you are dropped off for your first year at U of I is your Dad going to give you the Birds and the Bees story? Picker, you are a true ILLINI and must be respected as a fellow Illini!

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Picker, before you are dropped off for your first year at U of I is your Dad going to give you the Birds and the Bees story? Picker, you are a true ILLINI and must be respected as a fellow Illini!

I lost my virginity almost a decade ago so I hope not.

[flyingillini]

I lost my virginity almost a decade ago so I hope not.

Picker, are you going to get Illini Pride tattooed on your back? Brock and I have the tattoo as well as at least 50 others that I know of.....

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Picker, are you going to get Illini Pride tattooed on your back? Brock and I have the tattoo as well as at least 50 others that I know of.....

No tattoos ever for me.

[Bengals28]

Where in NC do you live? Just curious bc I'm about 3 hours outside of Knoxville.

[t-wizzle]

Illini and kerry having a conversation that easily could have been done via pm.

[ericthegangster]

mods, saloon this shit.

[hawley]

Barush Hashem!

G*d bless you picker

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Where in NC do you live? Just curious bc I'm about 3 hours outside of Knoxville.

I lived with this girl in hickory. If you are in north Carolina and 3 hours from Knoxville you should be near hickory lol

[High3rEl3m3nt]

This felt more like a journal entry. Felt like I was not supposed to know any of this information. Nothing funny about it. Glad she didn't murder you. 50/50 chance she would have butcher knifed you if you had somehow stayed another night in that tyrant's house.