Convesation with a chick

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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28456

    #1
    Convesation with a chick
    Me : hey whats up
    Her: oh , nothing much, how about you
    Me: Oh just been dusting off my trophies and playing some cards online
    Her: How come you only call me on friday and saturday evenings.
    Me thinking in my head; uh uh uh

    I would normally make up some bullshit:work, traveled to a tennis tourney
    or weightlifting tourney, just been busy, blah blah blah

    Her: Well why don't you ever call me on monday, tues,wed nights, why is it
    always around 5 or 6 on friday or sat nights.

    Me thinking in my head: Hmm, lets try the truth one time

    Me: Well i wasn't as horny then
    Her: see that wasn't too hard was it.

    Me: So do you want to go out saturday night or maybe i can come over
    Her: How about 7
    Me: Is 7 30 okay/
    Her : ok sure, see you then

  • milwaukee mike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-22-07
    • 26914

    #2
    is this chick your mom?
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    • ttwarrior1
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 06-23-09
      • 28456

      #3
      no, your mom
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      • beerman2619
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-24-09
        • 7752

        #4
        Originally posted by milwaukee mike
        is this chick your mom?
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        • ngates815
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-01-09
          • 13845

          #5
          Originally posted by milwaukee mike
          is this chick your mom?


          Yea I think he has to change her diapers...And he gets off by doing it.

          disturbing. But makes sense for a guy like him.
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          • milwaukee mike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-22-07
            • 26914

            #6
            Originally posted by ttwarrior1
            no, your mom
            must have been through a seance since my mom's been dead for 11 years

            strange that you're into that kind of thing...
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            • TheCentaur
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-28-11
              • 8108

              #7
              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
              Me : hey whats up
              Her: oh , nothing much, how about you
              Me: Oh just been dusting off my trophies and playing some cards online
              Her: How come you only call me on friday and saturday evenings.
              Me thinking in my head; uh uh uh

              I would normally make up some bullshit:work, traveled to a tennis tourney
              or weightlifting tourney, just been busy, blah blah blah

              Her: Well why don't you ever call me on monday, tues,wed nights, why is it
              always around 5 or 6 on friday or sat nights.

              Me thinking in my head: Hmm, lets try the truth one time

              Me: Well i wasn't as horny then
              Her: see that wasn't too hard was it.

              Me: So do you want to go out saturday night or maybe i can come over
              Her: How about 7
              Me: Is 7 30 okay/
              Her : ok sure, see you then

              you omitted the ending..

              Her:Bring cash
              Me:Of course
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              • griz
                SBR MVP
                • 01-27-11
                • 3647

                #8
                good work TT. SLAY SOME FUKKIN PUSS TONIGHT BROTHA!!!!!!

                it is our duty as men to fukk as many chicks as we possibly can and spread our seed
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