If they made a movie of whacko pilot who went balistic,who would be cast in the role?

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  • BrentCrude
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    • 11-16-05
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    If they made a movie of whacko pilot who went balistic,who would be cast in the role?
    Hands down,Jack Nicholson with his demonic ,snotty,dark and sarcastic personality.I don't think Jack actually has to act because he just plays himself.So the pilot comes over the intercom,we aren't going to Las Vegas.My theory on why he went whacko is that the government either doped him or he had a nervous breakdown of having to go through all the TSA motherland security,9-11 regulation crap day in and day out.The government needs to show that the airlines are in constant threat so they have to find patsies like the pilot to possibly inject with dope to have these violent outbursts.Have you noticed that the pilots rants were stifled by the government and media.Maybe they made sense?He said a naughty word when he started railing against Israel.

    So how did the co-pilot coax the pilot out of the cockpit?My hunch is,he said the flight attendant had caramel apples and to go and get one for himself and to bring one back for him.To make it sound realistic,the co-pilot said,I want one coated with peanuts.

    Another theory is,maybe the pilot wanted to play a corporal Klinger and just have an excuse to get booted out of flying on a medical issue where he collected full pension,dissability and a few other programs that would reward him handsomely.The congressman in my district,Chip Krevack was a pilot in the military and then on commercial flights and in his 40's he faked a dissability for a bad back.And he's a hardcore conservative neocon who rails against social welfare programs.He's still the lesser of 2 evils over the communist we had in that office for 35 years that lost to him.


    P.S.It's a good thing the crowd on the plane to Vegas was young and not your typical old geezer crowd with oxygen bottles hooked up and Depend diapers on,can you imagine what the plane cleaners would have had to dealt with.
  • seaborneq
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    • 09-08-06
    • 22556

    #2
    Nick nolte or Gary busey.
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    • beefcake
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      • 11-26-09
      • 14029

      #3
      Steve Gutenberg..He needs work..
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      • bb_skoots
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        • 05-04-11
        • 1088

        #4
        BrentCrude could play a wacko no problem.
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        • RubberKettle
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          • 12-28-09
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          JJ Gold
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          • OMGRandyJackson
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            • 02-07-10
            • 1680

            #6
            Mel Gibson durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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