Opie missed his Calling :: Should have been a TV Preacher

[Sam Odom]

Would have been bigger than Jim Bakker or Benny Hinn

[CarpeDime]

Would have been bigger than Jim Bakker

tv preachers can make HUGE FUKKIN BUCKS

i was just reading about a few of them - Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda, Benny Hinn, Rev. John Hagee, many others

those guys are AWESOME

[Sam Odom]

I would be glad to send my love offering to Opie for a healing...

Truly a man of god!!

[Dax]

I would be glad to send my love offering to Opie for a healing...

Truly a man of god!!


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Does he put as much bleach in his hair as he does on his teeth??? I mean damn bust out the black light and let them chompers shine!

[opie1988]

Actually....I've been told ever since kindergarten that I would've been a good preacher. My mother has a note from my kindergarten teacher saying that she thought this is what I would grow up to be.

I think I could build a massive flock. I would make a wonderful man of God, leading my flock to the promised land! (on my private jet, of course.)

[opie1988]

Does he put as much bleach in his hair as he does on his teeth??? I mean damn bust out the black light and let them chompers shine!

I remember Dax's teeth from the CR bash. They're a lovely shade of beige!

[Dax]

I remember Dax's teeth from the CR bash. They're a lovely shade of beige!

I'd say Cream color like than beige

[jjgold]

I will tell you what I do not trust the guy

He has the look

[Smoke]

I would not trust opir either

He looks like the devil in disguise

[CarpeDime]

can you imagine if you went your whole life being a liberal atheist socialist feminist abortionist terrorist sodomite occupy piece of scum, and then it turns out there IS a judgement day, and then you go to judgement day and opie's fukin huge aryan white teeth face is fukin smilin at you cause he knows youre going to hell and now is the time to pay the piper??

oh man what a fukin terrifying thought