Please somebody hit this #@#$in LOTTO!

[bettilimbroke999]

Shit is driving me crazy!

Im not a lotto player but everyone around me is and they delight in offering me "deals" such as I buy a 100 lotto tickets and they buy a 100 and we split etc etc etc but knowing the odds are fukin 175 mil to 1 and not even being lucky enough to have my ML bet of Miami Heat vs Indiana Pacemakers finish within 15 points I put it off until the night then let the 10 pm deadline pass when you can buy tickets and have to dread the thought that one of their hundreds of tickets hit

The problem is that if one of these fukin bastards I call my friends hits the lotto they're all agreeing to give each other millions since they all are buying lotto tickets and not gonna give me jack shit bc they say I dont buy lotto tickets so what good would it do them since Im never going to hit

It will ruin my life and force me into suicide if one of those lucky ***** wins a half billion as they will all be rich and I will be the only "sensible" one that sat it out

Damn you lotto, fuckin someone hit this fuckin thing so I can quit hearing about it!

[daneault23]

Dude just buy a fuckn ticket. It's $1, common pal.

[soul786]

Draaaaammaaaaa *spirit fingers*

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[bettilimbroke999]

Okay I shoulda been more specific, they are all throwing in 50 to a 100 bucks into the lotto for a huge number of tickets which they will divide, any 1 of which could force me to blow my brains out

Seeing these jackasses on TV holding a giant check and chopping up 500 mil would be too much for me, I would ask my closer friends for a mil but they wont give it to me and have told me that if they hit it will "teach me a lesson" and will be the "icing on the cake" for them to be instantly worth 10s of millions each while I head down to McDs and beg for a job flipping burgers

My friends are standard American sociopaths and I assure you will not have the slightest guilty conscience about me being flat broke as they count their 10s of millions, in fact they are sick enough to probably enjoy it. They have repeatedly promised they wont give me jack shit and have joked about how cheap and lazy I am to not buy tickets and how much I'll regret it even though I know its fuckin impossible to hit and throwing away money. For the last 2 drawings I've been expecting to hear they pulled off the miracle on TV and I have to blow my brains out rather than live with all my friends being worth 40 mil each and telling me I "learned a lesson" for the rest of my life as I flip burgers at McDs and watch them date supermodels and driving new luxury vehicles and hear their sarcastic jokes about how many millions in taxes they had to pay as Im trying to figure out my tax refund from McDs.

Please someone finally hit this fuckin thing!