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  • ttwarrior1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 06-23-09
    • 28457

    #1
    I told mom im going to the bash


    I explained to her what sbr is. Wish i had it on tape. She said im not doing shit or going
    anywhere and needed here

    I think she is going to log into sbr tommorrow at work and check out the threads. Not good.
    I then made up a story about it already being paid for and im meeting people from my
    fantasy sports leagues since i am allowed to do. Told her it was 2 days which is true and she is off those 2 days. I have to be home that sunday morning by 6 am if i go.

    Reminds me when i told her i might start dating a black chick and she said if she stepped in this house she would grab her by the hair and throw her out

    i was then handed a piece of paper about what i can and cannot do
    This is why i can't date chicks with tats, chinse, black, arab or more than 2 kids, etc etc

    So i guess i will be at the bash if i can find a way to get there.

    So far we have me, jj, king mayan and opie for our hot tub party
  • manny24
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-22-07
    • 20046

    #2
    are you bringing the towels?
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    • Br0nxer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-25-11
      • 13665

      #3
      who gives a fukk

      saloon this sh1t mods immediately

      go suffocate yourself with your sh1t towel kid
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Classic post! Tennis warrior!
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • PickWinnerAllDay
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-31-11
          • 12722

          #5
          ttwarrior you are kidding yourself if you think you will fit in a hot tub without all of the water flowing out of it.
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            did mommy give you permission to masturbate tonight?
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            • ttwarrior1
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 06-23-09
              • 28457

              #7
              u want in the hot tub illini? Id like to do my 1st line of coke as long as it won't kill me.
              Can i get laid there?
              Hopefully someone on forum will challenge me to a tennis match and we can make bets on it. Have an
              sbr line on it.

              Id like to do one of those vegas fantasy drafts while im there.
              All flights i see leave vegas on sunday. I don't see any leaving past midnight to get back home at 6
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              • PickWinnerAllDay
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-31-11
                • 12722

                #8
                If this monster really is going to be at the bash I bet numbers are down. It is embarrassing to be around this guy.
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                • DrStale
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-07-08
                  • 9692

                  #9
                  No wonder warrior's such a lunatic

                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                  If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28457

                    #10
                    pick winners u won't be there. Almost everyone wants me there. Im cool unlike you. Your a tool

                    over and under 27 more posts by pickwinners in this thread
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                    • PickWinnerAllDay
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-31-11
                      • 12722

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                      pick winners u won't be there. Almost everyone wants me there. Im cool unlike you. Your a tool

                      over and under 27 more posts by pickwinners in this thread
                      I'll take the under 27 and I'll risk the 142 points you stiffed me out of.
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Just snorting it will not kill you. When you smoke or inject it is when problem cab occur. You will be safe.

                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                        u want in the hot tub illini? Id like to do my 1st line of coke as long as it won't kill me.
                        Can i get laid there?
                        Hopefully someone on forum will challenge me to a tennis match and we can make bets on it. Have an
                        sbr line on it.

                        Id like to do one of those vegas fantasy drafts while im there.
                        All flights i see leave vegas on sunday. I don't see any leaving past midnight to get back home at 6
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • sweethook
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-21-07
                          • 12667

                          #13
                          stay and help your mom son , vegas will always be there , gl
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Can you imagine if warrior goes?

                            He will be mobbed
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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
                              • 28457

                              #15
                              pick i don't owe u any pts, quit making stuff up, time to block him again.

                              I bet he even screws up the fantasy draft like he has everything else his whole life.

                              Remember what i said on skype jj. its all gonna happen for us

                              pickwinners is so screwed up, he will actually that is a line im putting up

                              and if he posts less then 27 times in here he will win pts
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                              • PickWinnerAllDay
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-31-11
                                • 12722

                                #16
                                ttwarrior, your act is old... you're a fat worthless slob and you pretend you are big time satirically to get laughs, but the problem is pal, the laughs aren't there.
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                                • konck
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-17-06
                                  • 12554

                                  #17
                                  LOL the guy is a stiff he stiffed me for 300 on the WS 2 yrs ago I dont forget
                                  This guy wont show lol he has to ask mommy to go???? WTF
                                  And to top it off Mommy has to tell him what guys he can blow lol
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                                  • PickWinnerAllDay
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-31-11
                                    • 12722

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by konck
                                    LOL the guy is a stiff he stiffed me for 300 on the WS 2 yrs ago I dont forget
                                    This guy wont show lol he has to ask mommy to go???? WTF
                                    And to top it off Mommy has to tell him what guys he can blow lol
                                    damn this guy stiffs everyone, he stiffed a fantasy league last year as well.
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                                    • Puppy
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-23-11
                                      • 1994

                                      #19
                                      i havent played tennis in 10 years but im sure i could beat this guy. the fats can play some doubles cause they dont have to move around. but singles is a completely different story, would be an easy win he just doesnt have any mobility
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                                      • Br0nxer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-25-11
                                        • 13665

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by konck
                                        LOL the guy is a stiff he stiffed me for 300 on the WS 2 yrs ago I dont forget
                                        This guy wont show lol he has to ask mommy to go???? WTF
                                        And to top it off Mommy has to tell him what guys he can blow lol

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                                        • playersonly69
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-04-08
                                          • 12827

                                          #21
                                          titywarrior, I dont think that you need to worry about Mommy saying that you cant date certain types of women! You couldnt date them even if she did allow it. No one would have you
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                                          • ttwarrior1
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 06-23-09
                                            • 28457

                                            #22
                                            made up post, i didnt stiff anyone , never heard of that whoever non pro guy

                                            Just what i wanted po69 to log in

                                            He must be talking about fightingwarrior or whoever

                                            tired of people confusing me for him and that other warrior
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                                            • DrStale
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-07-08
                                              • 9692

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                              made up post, i didnt stiff anyone , never heard of that whoever non pro guy

                                              Just what i wanted po69 to log in

                                              He must be talking about fightingwarrior or whoever

                                              tired of people confusing me for him and that other warrior
                                              Yeah the other warrior is overweight, broke and lacks basic intelligence and mental capabilities. Can't imagine why someone would confuse the two of you.
                                              Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                              • paranoyd androyd
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 10-01-11
                                                • 6459

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by playersonly69
                                                titywarrior, I dont think that you need to worry about Mommy saying that you cant date certain types of women! You couldnt date them even if she did allow it. No one would have you
                                                Are you bringing your dead dogs that you allowed to drown to the bash you filthy piece of shit?
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                                                • konck
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-17-06
                                                  • 12554

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DrStale
                                                  Yeah the other warrior is overweight, broke and lacks basic intelligence and mental capabilities. Can't imagine why someone would confuse the two of you.
                                                  BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Does the other guys Mommy run his life to?
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                                                  • sickler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                    • 15006

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by playersonly69
                                                    titywarrior, I dont think that you need to worry about Mommy saying that you cant date certain types of women! You couldnt date them even if she did allow it. No one would have you
                                                    What a laugh to see you knocking the ability others have to score with women. You have got to be the fugliest SBR poster. Should we post your pic again?
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                                                    • MoneyLineDawg
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-01-09
                                                      • 13253

                                                      #27
                                                      Cant wait to see this guy show up.....
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                                                      • ttwarrior1
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 06-23-09
                                                        • 28457

                                                        #28
                                                        won't be hanging out with any of you all anyway, ill be there for the poker, gamble, fantasy sports , party with jj, opie and a few others, none in this post.

                                                        People got my back.
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                                                        • JJJ
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 05-03-11
                                                          • 2610

                                                          #29
                                                          This guy is the funniest at SBR best post of the day
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                                                          • King Mayan
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-22-10
                                                            • 21326

                                                            #30
                                                            Im thinking about paying for TT's airfare..

                                                            Ahhhhh, the fun we will have in that bathtub.
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                                                            • opie1988
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-12-10
                                                              • 23429

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                              won't be hanging out with any of you all anyway, ill be there for the poker, gamble, fantasy sports , party with jj, opie and a few others, none in this post.

                                                              People got my back.
                                                              Can't wait, pal. It's gonna be epic!
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                                                              • VegasVixen
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 09-03-10
                                                                • 991

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                                won't be hanging out with any of you all anyway, ill be there for the poker, gamble, fantasy sports , party with jj, opie and a few others, none in this post.

                                                                People got my back.
                                                                Wait...what?!? JJ's going? I think I've been misinformed...
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                                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                                  • 28457

                                                                  #33
                                                                  yes vegas vixen, he will be there, and we will coin flip to see who gets what hole of yours
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                                                                  • greenhippo
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-15-12
                                                                    • 9091

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sickler
                                                                    What a laugh to see you knocking the ability others have to score with women. You have got to be the fugliest SBR poster. Should we post your pic again?
                                                                    Yes please
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                                                                    • PickWinnerAllDay
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 08-31-11
                                                                      • 12722

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ttwarrior is so fat.
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