illini 100% true story
kid gets the janitor job and calls me up all excited
"i got the job thru a temp agency and they get half my pay for the first 90 days. the first 90 days i only make 2.62 an hr. then after 90 days i make 5.25 an hour.
Please don't tell any of the guys on the forum how much i make"
100% factual story. all jokes aside. word for word that was what he said. not one bit of exaggeration.
what a fukkin prikk. very very sad. the kid is a retard so i guess it kind of makes him a semi productive member of society
this kid actually called opie up pre interview asking him for advice about how to act in the interview since opie owns his own business and has experience with this stuff. i mean as long as you have a pulse you can get this job. the absolute bottom of the barrel do this job. the fukkin dregs of society. what a dumbfukk prikk
question 1 in the interview. Can you mop up vomit and human feces.
answer-yes
interviewer-your hired
kid gets the janitor job and calls me up all excited
"i got the job thru a temp agency and they get half my pay for the first 90 days. the first 90 days i only make 2.62 an hr. then after 90 days i make 5.25 an hour.

100% factual story. all jokes aside. word for word that was what he said. not one bit of exaggeration.
what a fukkin prikk. very very sad. the kid is a retard so i guess it kind of makes him a semi productive member of society
this kid actually called opie up pre interview asking him for advice about how to act in the interview since opie owns his own business and has experience with this stuff. i mean as long as you have a pulse you can get this job. the absolute bottom of the barrel do this job. the fukkin dregs of society. what a dumbfukk prikk
question 1 in the interview. Can you mop up vomit and human feces.
answer-yes
interviewer-your hired