What is the weirdest thing anyone has done for money?

jjgold · 03-26-12, 10:07 AM

No comment Son

Let's not go there

Living The Dream · 03-26-12, 10:12 AM

Wow... Leave it to a Red Sox fan

ngates815 · 03-26-12, 10:14 AM

Worked.

Sorry I don't need to do stupid shit to get money. I have a job.

redsoxfreak91 · 03-26-12, 10:15 AM

It's a question since sbr is dead and I'm bored, I have no cool stories to contribute but since I read someone's joining the mob, I thought it appropriate to ask

HoulihansTX · 03-26-12, 01:45 PM

Freshman year of college, I donated plasma for $20.

Its a process that takes 30 minutes, is painless, but only did it b/c I was a typical flat broke college student.

flyingillini · 03-26-12, 01:55 PM

I cradled a latina in need.

Boner_18 · 03-26-12, 02:56 PM

Took a shot of furniture polish for $5.

PuckIt · 03-26-12, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by HoulihansTX

Freshman year of college, I donated plasma for $20.

Its a process that takes 30 minutes, is painless, but only did it b/c I was a typical flat broke college student.

Man, you got jipped. I used to get $50 for it.

Thunder Gulch · 03-26-12, 03:02 PM

One night at a ballgame we were standing around the beer stand and the hot dog vendor was next to us. They keep the dogs in a vat of water to keep em hot for hours. One of my drunk buddies asked how much would I give him to get a cup of the hot dog water and drink it. Immediately the entire group started pushing and we ended up raising $150 to have the guy drink what was about 8 oz of nasty hot dog juice water. He did it, went and puked it up, and was back in the beer line in about 10 minutes, but the whole thing was epic.

GUMMO77 · 03-26-12, 03:42 PM

A few years back I needed money bad, so I saw an add for an escort service where they needed drivers from 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. It was for an "high-end" escort service, which meant for the city I lived in, high-end girls cost somewhere from $300-$700 and hour.

Basically my job was to drive the girls to the "johns" and pick them up. Hotels are a bitch for the girls to drive alone because you had to pay for parking (cheap fuckkers). Also, there were times where if a "john" stiffed a girl or some other shit happen, and I would have to go into his room or house (depending if he was alone or other factors) and get the money from them. Or, in the few cases where the "johns" did some physical harm to the escorts, I had to go in and straighten some shit out.

But all in all, it was a lot of waiting, smoking, and trips to McDonald's (every escort in the company loved McDonald's). It actually paid very well -- cash only-- and was a trip.

fishmonger · 03-26-12, 09:30 PM

Drank my own pee for $100 in college. We were all hammered.

wikkidinsane · 03-26-12, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

A few years back I needed money bad, so I saw an add for an escort service where they needed drivers from 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. It was for an "high-end" escort service, which meant for the city I lived in, high-end girls cost somewhere from $300-$700 and hour.

Basically my job was to drive the girls to the "johns" and pick them up. Hotels are a bitch for the girls to drive alone because you had to pay for parking (cheap fuckkers). Also, there were times where if a "john" stiffed a girl or some other shit happen, and I would have to go into his room or house (depending if he was alone or other factors) and get the money from them. Or, in the few cases where the "johns" did some physical harm to the escorts, I had to go in and straighten some shit out.

But all in all, it was a lot of waiting, smoking, and trips to McDonald's (every escort in the company loved McDonald's). It actually paid very well -- cash only-- and was a trip.

ever got your ass whooped?

DOMINATER · 03-26-12, 10:38 PM

I have killed for money

DOMINATER · 03-26-12, 10:40 PM

I was in Vietnam

DOMINATER · 03-26-12, 10:40 PM

about 750 a month

GUMMO77 · 03-26-12, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by wikkidinsane

ever got your ass whooped?

Nope. Close one time, because the girl thought there was only one guy in the house, and when I went back in their (cause the guy didn't pay the full amount) some other dude came through the back door.

Luckly, both guys where hammered and I hit one of the dudes on the head with an empty bottle of Seagram 7... and the other guys did the old "ok ok sorry man" routine.

I didn't get the money, but I took their DVD player and got the fukk out of their. Shit seems funny now; taken a damn DVD player, but at the time it seemed alright. I didn't know if their was a gun around, and with one dude down I just took my losses and left.

sickler · 03-27-12, 01:05 AM

I streaked naked through a lawn bowling match/game. The bowlers were old men and women.

Not proud of it, young and stupid. Was funny at the time. Think I got $20 for the "dare"

Seaweed · 03-27-12, 02:24 AM

On November 4th 2009, I actually decided to tail Mr.Win on one of his plays. Wait, nevermind. I didn't get money out of it so i guess this doesn't count.

I'll try to think of one again.

uup115 · 03-27-12, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by ngates815

Worked.
I have a job.

this might be the winner.