OK SBR neighborhood monitors,I know the header is terribly politically incorect but in my book mentally challenged people are nicer than your garden variety trolls that bag stuff.This is just a true story observation so I can't change the names and terms I used to describe mentally challenged people.
So I go to the local Super One chain supermarket in my area which has good prices and deals but they can't program their computers worth sh%t to change to the coupon prices etc.for that week.If you aren't attentive you get charged the full price.So you start checking out and instead of looking at the scanner as to what prices you are being charged,the special mental needs people start up a conversation about the weather or the upcoming baseball season,NCAA hoops tourney or most likely Wrestlemania.They like talking about how they thought the ref hosed some wrestler that lost a match because the heel he was fighting had a foreign object.
So you get all entangles in a conversation and when you get home you realize that you were overcharged $9 and 12 items in 2 bags were never given to you by the bagger.
Then you get these crude 85 year old guys who get sshafted and when they get home from the store they are all dissgruntled and confused why they paid too much and were not given all their groceries.Half of these geezers place stuff on the roof of their vehicle before placing them inside the vehicle and they leave turkeys and gallon bottle of soap on top and drive away.You see them going 65 MPH down the road and a mile from the store the turkey launches itself.So they get home and call the store bitching to the manager saying that the mongoloid bagger was the cause of their turkey being missing.Funny stuff.Sounds like a good plot for Phil Hendrie to do on his radio show,
So I go to the local Super One chain supermarket in my area which has good prices and deals but they can't program their computers worth sh%t to change to the coupon prices etc.for that week.If you aren't attentive you get charged the full price.So you start checking out and instead of looking at the scanner as to what prices you are being charged,the special mental needs people start up a conversation about the weather or the upcoming baseball season,NCAA hoops tourney or most likely Wrestlemania.They like talking about how they thought the ref hosed some wrestler that lost a match because the heel he was fighting had a foreign object.
So you get all entangles in a conversation and when you get home you realize that you were overcharged $9 and 12 items in 2 bags were never given to you by the bagger.
Then you get these crude 85 year old guys who get sshafted and when they get home from the store they are all dissgruntled and confused why they paid too much and were not given all their groceries.Half of these geezers place stuff on the roof of their vehicle before placing them inside the vehicle and they leave turkeys and gallon bottle of soap on top and drive away.You see them going 65 MPH down the road and a mile from the store the turkey launches itself.So they get home and call the store bitching to the manager saying that the mongoloid bagger was the cause of their turkey being missing.Funny stuff.Sounds like a good plot for Phil Hendrie to do on his radio show,