I have a fat lip because my girlfriend punched me in the face

[stevek173]

Messed up boys. I was like hmmm 9 or so shots of Patron in and we were play fighting I was just throwing some body jabs and it did go on awhile. Next thing I know all I see is her fist coming at my face and I was too busy hitting her body to put up my guard and I got LEVELED knocked back on my ass checking for blood/dislodged teeth. The good part is no dislodged teeth the only thing is there is a mark on my face and my lip is swelled up.

Boys. Be careful out there. There are girls out there who will square up and punch you in the face.

[jjgold]

Take a pic

Would be classic

[Extra Innings]

Did you get laid?

[stevek173]

yes real good too

i feel different now though, she keeps saying i'm her bitch now she thinks it's funny

bruises everywhere

[Ghenghis Kahn]

chicks with big clits are dangerous.

[san2c]

chicks with big clits are dangerous.

she got a dik clit bro?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Take a pic

Would be classic

steve sent me a pic by PM cuz we tight.

hopefully he won't mind me postin it here...

[stevek173]

OJ you still hittin that little blonde from Subway that ass does not quit

[ttwarrior1]

your not a real man

[stevek173]

Warrior! COME ON MAN! She got a lucky one!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

OJ you still hittin that little blonde from Subway that ass does not quit

[dbartinbwgc]

I got a fat lip once from my wife,
but it was while I was going down on her
and she went a little out of control and
busted me in the lip with her clit.
I had a fat lip and my tooth also cut my lip a little
and i was bleeding a bit.
We still laugh about it.

[Coming Back!]

My ex got real mad at back in the day.... Anyway, she's a tiny girl. This bitch squared up on me like Evander Holyfield. I couldn't believe it. In a perfect boxing stance, throwing jabs, uppercuts, crosses. I was in shock. I'm no pus*y, and I could say those punches were no joke. I was one more punch away from knocking her the fuk out. She must of saw it in my face and stopped....

[soul786]

My ex got real mad at back in the day.... Anyway, she's a tiny girl

It's always the tiny ones that punch the hardest. Aside from the fat bitches that'll just fall on you for a KO

[Coming Back!]

It's always the tiny ones that punch the hardest. Aside from the fat bitches that'll just fall on you for a KO

No doubt!!!

[sickler]

yes real good too

i feel different now though, she keeps saying i'm her bitch now she thinks it's funny

bruises everywhere

That's how to get her back, Stevie. Rough sex. Give it to her rough, she wants it that way. She likes it that way.

Make-up sex with a rough edge. ahhhhh