Do MONTREAL posters go to sleep with a hockey stick and a croissant....

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  • baskets
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-24-11
    • 11691

    #1
    Do MONTREAL posters go to sleep with a hockey stick and a croissant....
    ... in the same night?


    Or do you rotate? For example, one night you sleep with your hockey stick. The next night you cuddle up with a croissant. How do you Montreal-ites achieve this?



    Ace of Spades
    told me that in Australia they do it like this:


    Sun-Tues:
    sleeps with a kangaroo

    Wed-Fri: sleeps inside a large industrial bbq that is turned off. He throws a few shrimp on the grill (again, not turned on). This way he has an Aussie and a shrimp on the barbie at the same time

    Sat: does not go to sleep. pounds down 15 Foster's and wears the uniform of Australia's best women soccer player ... wears high heels and runs thru Melbourne shouting "OZZY OZZY OZZY"
  • frizzelli
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-06-10
    • 8916

    #2
    Dude do you ever shut the fuk up? Unfukkinreal no wonder the forum thinks you are a fukkin moron.
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    • robzilla
      SBR MVP
      • 10-25-07
      • 3556

      #3
      Nicky Santoro goes to sleep on a stack of $100 bills.
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      • soul786
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        • 03-09-12
        • 1697

        #4
        New Subforum idea: Baskets Random Shit
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        • baskets
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-24-11
          • 11691

          #5
          frizelli, I am really doubting that you are a French Canadian. all Canadians know that a true French Canadian
          takes both his hockey stick and his croissant to bed...

          but before he goes to sleep, the FC slices up the croissant with his hockey stick... and eats it before he goes to sleep.

          was a trick question.
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