Whats your best your momma joke ill start this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sportsbetgambler]

YOUR MOMMA SO SHORT SHE THE ONLY WOMAN I KNOW THAT CAN HIT A BACK FLIP UNDER THE BED

[Dutch]

Yo mamma's ass soooooo big it has it's own congressman.

[AlphaOmega]

Yo mamma so fat, she is on both sides of the family

[sickler]

Yo mamma is so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth

[Thunder Gulch]

Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Gravy

[PD77]

Yo mamas so fat I told her to haul ass and it took her two trips.

[jbrent95]

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.

[surfcity963]

You mamma is like a brick... flat on both sides and gets laid by *****
Your mamma is like a bowlingball, finger her then throw her in the gutter

[SBRMAN23]

Your momma so old, Jesus was her friend.

[elgreco]

[freelife1]

your momma so broke when i caught her walking down the street with one shoe on i asked if she lost one and she said "no i found one"

[Lockitup1x]

Yo mama’s so stupid when she saw the sign “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.

[Marv001]

Your mamas soo dumb she took an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Your Momma's so fat, she may be related to tt.

[brainfreeze0]

Your mommas so fat after sex she don't smoke a cigarette she smokes a turkey...

[Thunder Gulch]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down

[MC PICKS]

Your mommas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.