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  • KingJD31
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-04-11
    • 8167

    #1
    ESPN Tim Kurkjan arrested
    No details yet cbss sports reports Kurkjan was at a hotdog stand with a minor and waiting for further details
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #2
    .....
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    • RyanLeafOfBets
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-03-10
      • 8164

      #3
      Whaaaaaaa!?
      No way!
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      • CarpeDime
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-01-09
        • 7873

        #4
        havent seen anything on it
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        • TobiasFunke
          SBR MVP
          • 02-12-09
          • 1999

          #5
          Uh, no.
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          • King Mayan
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-22-10
            • 21330

            #6
            WTF????
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            • Darkside Magick
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-28-10
              • 12638

              #7
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              • manny24
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-22-07
                • 20174

                #8
                bring back harold reynolds!
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                • opie1988
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CarpeDime
                  havent seen anything on it
                  Hey, you fukk! I saw your original post. This isn't what you said. Why the fukk doesn't it say edited under your post?

                  What in the fukk is going on here???
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388208

                    #10
                    If it is false user could get banned

                    Risky here
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                    • dudekid
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-08-09
                      • 3200

                      #11
                      Originally posted by opie1988
                      Hey, you fukk! I saw your original post. This isn't what you said. Why the fukk doesn't it say edited under your post? What in the fukk is going on here???
                      its called a ninja edit opie, if you submit something and then edit it without leaving the page and going back to it, it wont show up as edited...tricky huh?

                      and honestly i cant stand this guy i wonder if/why he got pinched lol
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                      • CarpeDime
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-01-09
                        • 7873

                        #12
                        Originally posted by opie1988
                        Hey, you fukk! I saw your original post. This isn't what you said. Why the fukk doesn't it say edited under your post?

                        What in the fukk is going on here???

                        opers are u ok? I am not against the recreational use of drugs but if I perceive that a friend of mine may have a problem, i will consider stepping in

                        opers u ok pal?
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                        • opie1988
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-12-10
                          • 23429

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CarpeDime
                          opers are u ok? I am not against the recreational use of drugs but if I perceive that a friend of mine may have a problem, i will consider stepping in
                          opers u ok pal?
                          Don't patronize me, you fukk.

                          I know what I saw, Peter. I'm on you like Diego's cheap cologne, pal. And no thread about you and the boys hanging out at your local gay strip club is going to distract me this time, son.
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                          • nosniboR11
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-02-08
                            • 10042

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            If it is false user could get banned Risky here
                            shut up
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                            • RudyRuetigger
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 65107

                              #15
                              if you edit within a certain amount of time an edit does not show up
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                              • oiler
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-06-09
                                • 6585

                                #16
                                havent seen nothing on this either
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                                • CarpeDime
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-01-09
                                  • 7873

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                  Don't patronize me, you fukk.

                                  I know what I saw, Peter. I'm on you like Diego's cheap cologne, pal. And no thread about you and the boys hanging out at your local gay strip club is going to distract me this time, son.

                                  opie i know that at this exact moment you may think that whatever chemical has a hold over you is something you will never be able to beat, but if you want to, you can. You have people who care about you, and professionals who will be able to help you every step of the way.

                                  What drugs or substances have you been abusing? Depending of which one or ones they are, there may be a period of withdrawal that will have to be managed, or if it is one of the psychedelics, there may be a "comedown" period that should be managed and overseen by a professional.

                                  But opie, you CAN get through this.

                                  Are you alone? You are in Dallas, right? Would you be willing to go with an interventionist if we send one to your house? Please don't go away from SBR right now, we need to stay in contact with you in order to help you.
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                                  • stevek173
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #18
                                    false. ban. done.
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                                    • opie1988
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-12-10
                                      • 23429

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                      opie i know that at this exact moment you may think that whatever chemical has a hold over you is something you will never be able to beat, but if you want to, you can. You have people who care about you, and professionals who will be able to help you every step of the way.
                                      What drugs or substances have you been abusing? Depending of which one or ones they are, there may be a period of withdrawal that will have to be managed, or if it is one of the psychedelics, there may be a "comedown" period that should be managed and overseen by a professional.
                                      But opie, you CAN get through this.
                                      Are you alone? You are in Dallas, right? Would you be willing to go with an interventionist if we send one to your house? Please don't go away from SBR right now, we need to stay in contact with you in order to help you.
                                      I'll strangle you, you muslim fukk.

                                      I know what I saw, Pete. Don't make me do something we'll both regret, Pete. You're not in your studio loft with a view in Hells Kitchen anymore, pal. This is the real fukkin' world.

                                      How about I catch a plane down there and take a water hose and wash that mud hut you share with the other 8 guys in the video right to the ground, pal?
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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by opie1988
                                        I'll strangle you, you muslim fukk.

                                        I know what I saw, Pete. Don't make me do something we'll both regret, Pete. You're not in your studio loft with a view in Hells Kitchen anymore, pal. This is the real fukkin' world.

                                        How about I catch a plane down there and take a water hose and wash that mud hut you share with the other 8 guys in the video right to the ground, pal?
                                        First of all please respect my religion. Islam is a religion of peace, love, tolerance and brotherhood. I respect all the goofy wacky sh*t everyone knows is wrong about whitey Christianity, for example Mormons and the the Holy Youkarist or whatever, I don't even know, but everyone knows it's all BS but I still respect it anyway, so I would ask the same in return.

                                        Secondly, violent outbursts plus reality distortions/delusions plus presentation of psychotic indications makes me think this is PCP or crystal meth aka "ice". Based on your demographic, ethnographic and physiognometric profile I would say meth is more likely.

                                        I'm not going to tell you the next few hours or even days will be easy but I can tell you that after the initial difficult period it gets better and easier.
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                                        • KingJD31
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-04-11
                                          • 8167

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by stevek173
                                          false. ban. done.
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                                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-02-12
                                            • 19736

                                            #22
                                            obviously he is a terrorist.
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                                            • dudekid
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-08-09
                                              • 3200

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                              First of all please respect my religion. Islam is a religion of peace, love, tolerance and brotherhood. I respect all the goofy wacky sh*t everyone knows is wrong about whitey Christianity, for example Mormons and the the Holy Youkarist or whatever, I don't even know, but everyone knows it's all BS but I still respect it anyway, so I would ask the same in return. Secondly, violent outbursts plus reality distortions/delusions plus presentation of psychotic indications makes me think this is PCP or crystal meth aka "ice". Based on your demographic, ethnographic and physiognometric profile I would say meth is more likely. I'm not going to tell you the next few hours or even days will be easy but I can tell you that after the initial difficult period it gets better and easier.
                                              what does the red sox 3rd baseman have to do with the holy eucharist?
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                                              • griz
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-27-11
                                                • 3647

                                                #24
                                                Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
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                                                • KingJD31
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-04-11
                                                  • 8167

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by griz
                                                  Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
                                                  all I needed now you can ban me
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                                                  • Fang-Banger
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-04-10
                                                    • 2805

                                                    #26
                                                    OP being investigating by sbr right now
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                                                    • opie1988
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-12-10
                                                      • 23429

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KingJD31
                                                      all I needed now you can ban me
                                                      Why would making something up like that about someone seem funny to you?

                                                      The only purpose it served was to remove any doubt that you're a fukkin' idiot kid.
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                                                      • Djstucky
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-27-11
                                                        • 2993

                                                        #28
                                                        Opie...what in the hell is going on in here? You need some back up?
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                                                        • RudyRuetigger
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 08-24-10
                                                          • 65107

                                                          #29
                                                          kids

                                                          thats what we have now

                                                          fukkin kids on play time

                                                          ban OP, lets get back to fukkin pickin winners and breakin legs
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                                                          • Puppy
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 11-23-11
                                                            • 1994

                                                            #30
                                                            everytime i see him on tv i will wonder that maybe it is true
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                                                            • manny24
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-22-07
                                                              • 20174

                                                              #31
                                                              i think timmy k's handle when posting here at sbr was givemeabj...can anyone confirm?... guy was sharp as a tack.
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                                                              • KingJD31
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-04-11
                                                                • 8167

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by griz
                                                                Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
                                                                Please tell me you told your friend he was at a hotdog
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                                                                • RyanLeafOfBets
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-03-10
                                                                  • 8164

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by griz
                                                                  Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
                                                                  Yep, I texted two buddies the same thing.
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                                                                  • KingJD31
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-04-11
                                                                    • 8167

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                                    kids

                                                                    thats what we have now

                                                                    fukkin kids on play time

                                                                    ban OP, lets get back to fukkin pickin winners and breakin legs
                                                                    This forum is fade gold don't get ahead of yourself
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                                                                    • Puppy
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-23-11
                                                                      • 1994

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by opie1988
                                                                      I'll strangle you, you muslim fukk.

                                                                      I know what I saw, Pete. Don't make me do something we'll both regret, Pete. You're not in your studio loft with a view in Hells Kitchen anymore, pal. This is the real fukkin' world.

                                                                      How about I catch a plane down there and take a water hose and wash that mud hut you share with the other 8 guys in the video right to the ground, pal?

                                                                      pretty good
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