Have u ever f88ked on the first date, from meeting someone on a dating site/

[chingo]

Whats ur story lol

[ngates815]

lol

[mh217]

well yes thats what the site is for...if you get together with a chic from the net its 1/20 she wants action..its only up to you to fukk it up.

[Living The Dream]

Many many many times before I was married... Cheapest way to get laid, no dinner date nothing. It's a beautiful thing. Driving right now, can tell stories later

[PickWinnerAllDay]

well yes thats what the site is for...if you get together with a chic from the net its 1/20 she wants action..its only up to you to fukk it up.

don't leave me hanging MH!

[mh217]

lol its really not rocket science..just make sure the date involves drinking and its a go!!...funniest story i can remember is when the chick was so buzzed as we left the spot, she stripped off everything, starting blowing me while i was driving and i accidentally turned up a 1 way street and got pulled over...cop came up to the car so quick my dick was still in her mouth..amazingly he let us go..was pretty funny though

[warriorfan707]

This thread has potential.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

lol its really not rocket science..just make sure the date involves drinking and its a go!!...funniest story i can remember is when the chick was so buzzed as we left the spot, she stripped off everything, starting blowing me while i was driving and i accidentally turned up a 1 way street and got pulled over...cop came up to the car so quick my dick was still in her mouth..amazingly he let us go..was pretty funny though

MH! text me buddy

[crustyme]

are you a tranny like emily_haines?

[will2survive]

You can have a relationship from the dating site. I met my girlfriend on there 3 years ago but to answer you, yes, often they just want one thing and try to make it like they don't. Be careful. You don't know where the "experts" have been. Too many diseases or women that want your child on the 1st date to catch (thank god I was strong)

[opie1988]

Whats ur story lol

I assume since you used "lol" in your initial thread.....you're referring to sexual relations with men?

Certainly no hetero male would use "lol" with such abandon.

You might check around for some "alternative" sites, pal.

[PickWinnerAllDay]

I assume since you used "lol" in your initial thread.....you're referring to sexual relations with men?

Certainly no hetero male would use "lol" with such abandon.

You might check around for some "alternative" sites, pal.

wasn't eharmony forced by law to have a gay site for this chap?

[bradthebloke]

yes many times. best to cast a wide net and throw the hail mary approach. cut and paste the same email to a few hundred chicks. dont waste time trying to get to know them, especially if you havent seen them in person. half the time they are much bigger, older, etc than their pics. If you meet them for a drink at a bar, try to be a lil late, that way they buy their first round themselves. gotta tighten the ol wallet in a sluggish economy.

[stevek173]

Yep she was crazy and I won't say I wasn't at the time. Got the rump and everything.

Was fun and completely pointless.

[Big Bear]

lol its really not rocket science..just make sure the date involves drinking and its a go!!...funniest story i can remember is when the chick was so buzzed as we left the spot, she stripped off everything, starting blowing me while i was driving and i accidentally turned up a 1 way street and got pulled over...cop came up to the car so quick my dick was still in her mouth..amazingly he let us go..was pretty funny though

i call bullshit

[Ghenghis Kahn]

i call bullshit

i agree, what chick's gonna get naked in some strangers car and starts sucking rooster. and to top it off, he gets pulled over and the cop just let's him go for going on one-way while this naked chick has his rooster in her mouth? c'mon man!!!!!

[JohnGalt2341]

[mh217]

i agree, what chick's gonna get naked in some strangers car and starts sucking rooster. and to top it off, he gets pulled over and the cop just let's him go for going on one-way while this naked chick has his rooster in her mouth? c'mon man!!!!!

i dont need to lie to douchebags like you on the net...i shouldnt have even posted and arguing over it is beyond silly..and by the way welcome to nyc where this kind of stuff happens all the time!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

i'm a douche cause i called your bluff? yeah whatever man. next time, make up some story that's more believable.

[DudleyDawson]

Ive ****** 1/2 the chicks on POF in the Denver area

[PickWinnerAllDay]

Ive ****** 1/2 the chicks on POF in the Denver area

What percentage of the men?

[mh217]

i'm a douche cause i called your bluff? yeah whatever man. next time, make up some story that's more believable.

dude believe what you want...you are a douche if you think i would make this crap up..it was a funny story and it was a 100% true...not sure whats so crazy about it..drunk chicks do crazy shit...and yea these days the jakes might not let me go..it was years ago when things were more lax..im actually curious to see if people on here think i made that up

[PickWinnerAllDay]

dude believe what you want...you are a douche if you think i would make this crap up..it was a funny story and it was a 100% true...not sure whats so crazy about it..drunk chicks do crazy shit...and yea these days the jakes might not let me go..it was years ago when things were more lax..im actually curious to see if people on here think i made that up

damn it MH, text me brother!

[stuntin909]

used to **** a shit load of chicks back when myspace was popping. we would even share screen names for the real slutty ones between my boys so when i was done with one i'd pass it on to the next one. we went as far as deleting each other as friends so we wouldn't get caught lol. good times

i remember once this chick was super horny n she wanted to me to go over n **** but i was with 3 of my homies so i told her i'd roll through if they all could too and she agreed. ran a train on her first day i met her crazy shit

[stuntin909]

there was this other chick too who hit me with with the sexiest line of all time.

met her the first day, picked her up from her house and took her to the drive in. once the movie finished, i was taking her home and i pulled off to a side road just to talk. i asked her what she wanted to do and she said "u know what u wanna do, just do it" and pulled her pants off n told me to **** her. hottest shit ever, came outta nowhere. she was screaming my name the wrong way cuz she had only read my name online

[jjgold]

I wish

I love other posters sex stories though because it gets me hard

guys tell more of them

[chingo]

jjgold u wanna meet me and have gay sex

[ElCapitan]

I believe steadfastly in one rule in regards to women you meet online:

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Majority of these broads are fukking whackjobs. Most on antidepressants or some shit.

[stuntin909]

yeah, will never wife a chick from online.

[blittydeuce]

dude believe what you want...you are a douche if you think i would make this crap up..it was a funny story and it was a 100% true...not sure whats so crazy about it..drunk chicks do crazy shit...and yea these days the jakes might not let me go..it was years ago when things were more lax..im actually curious to see if people on here think i made that up

I believe you. I also live in nyc and get laid from dating sites all the time. Plenty of funny stories.

I've been on roughly 80 online dates. I estimate the close rate to be at about 30% on a first date.

[BetterBizness]

Moneyshot weigh in!

[ttwarrior1]

no real man does this on a first date, a whore woman perhaps

[William Walters]

i dont need to lie to douchebags like you on the net...i shouldnt have even posted and arguing over it is beyond silly..and by the way welcome to nyc where this kind of stuff happens all the time!

"welcome to nyc" yet the guy has a Oklahoma City Thunder jersey in his avatar. (pretty sure this guy used to have the Jordan emblem as his avatar as well).

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrontrunner !

[COYLO]

I believe steadfastly in one rule in regards to women you meet online:

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Majority of these broads are fukking whackjobs. Most on antidepressants or some shit.

true, a girl i met on myspace was gonna sell her house just so she could move to my town, i deleted my myspace acc to get away from the nut and she stalked me to facebook lol. no fuckin way do you hook up with broads of the net.

unless she's an escort or something then **** away

[mh217]

"welcome to nyc" yet the guy has a Oklahoma City Thunder jersey in his avatar. (pretty sure this guy used to have the Jordan emblem as his avatar as well). Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrontrunner !

ok so i grew up a jordan fan and me and jordan share the same birthday..2/17..so yea that was my avatar...and i think durant is freakin awesome and the thunder made me like 2 grand the other night with a sick comeback so as a goof i threw on my durant jersey and took a pic of myself....ok great im a frontrunner..lol...wish your theory could explain my hatred for the giants...really yea i root for some teams and players cause i like the way they play...isnt that normal??...im a fan of new teams and players every night...im in it to make money..i view em as my workers for that night...its not personal...anyone sweating athletes or teams as fans is beyond me...freakin overpaid millionaires...whats wrong with the people on this site??